Thrilled to learn that the thagomizer is now generally called the thagomizer because of the thagomizer Far Side cartoon.

Of course in reality the stegosaurus and Thag Simmons did not co-exist.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer

@TheBreadmonkey Jalapeño Shower Gel, guaranteed to make you run from the shower straight to the kitchen to pour milk on your eyes and genitalia.

@TheBreadmonkey When we decided we all wanted that cold menthol sensation on our bellends and ladybits to wake us up in the morning.

A spider is currently building a massive web across my front path. I’m assuming he’s promised his investors that he can bag a postman.