I was once called the terror that quacks in the night.
Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
Call me: He/Him/Michael/Arrogant Jackass.
No particular order to any part of my life.

Follow me for clever tricks, miserable advice, and pedantic tomfoolery.

AVI: Poorly drawn beige duck on a white background with his eyebrows furrowed.