I'm gonna take the alien to Starbucks and get him a slice of lemon cake#Monsterdon

The alien, who "is just as intelligent as us" and who "knows we are trying to come up with a mutual language" sure is just standing there doing nothing. The alien is just furniture.#monsterdon

THIS SHALL BE MY SECRETwub wub wub wub wub #monsterdon

You know this is an American movie because it’s supposedly set in Scotland and she just told him that a drugstore is “called a chemist in England.” #Monsterdon

Your hands? Dude - does your planet know anything about consent? #Monsterdon

Deciphers what the aliens is trying to say:"We've been trying to get in touch with you about your extended warranty"#monsterdon

Because obviously math *notation* MUST be universal! #monsterdon

How do you say, in geometrical terms, “What’s your name who does your hair?”#Monsterdon

We drugged her to get her out of the script #Monsterdon

Did you discover a means of communicating?Dude. I'm just pulling out a notepad. Why would you leap to that conclusion?#monsterdon

My theory that the first aliens to come to Earth will be like the White colonialists of old....looking for weird sex with the locals#Monsterdon

My god you've hit it!You old dog you.#monsterdon

*teaches alien to draw a duck* #Monsterdon

On his planet, they play Tangerine Dream records at 2rpm.#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

This movie really is absurd and damned if I don’t love it. #Monsterdon

Earth gesture does not = universal #Monsterdon

"his vast potential for boundless knowledge" yeaaah coming from the astronomy professor who seems to think space is just "less dense water", I'm not that impressed #monsterdon

Okay, so the alien isn't dead, but it ... hangs around? "Hey man, can I crash on your couch 'til the invasion happens?" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🪐 "This is a universal gesture maybe it'll work!" <-- um how do you know this?

The Man from Planet X and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day#monsterdon