@glitzersachen @vla22 @projectmoon @arclight This is also why setting up fake job interviews is such a common tactic in corporate espionage and extortion — and why my ex-CEO is being sued for exactly that.
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If other jobs had the same hiring process as programming roles:"For this sous chef role, we will only accept applicants familiar with modern cooking methods such as microwave ovens and freeze-dried Maggi powders". -
If other jobs had the same hiring process as programming roles:"For this sous chef role, we will only accept applicants familiar with modern cooking methods such as microwave ovens and freeze-dried Maggi powders".@glitzersachen @vla22 @projectmoon @arclight Then there's the question of:
If I don't respect my past NDAs and general professional confidentiality, then how the fuck are you going to trust me?
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If other jobs had the same hiring process as programming roles:"For this sous chef role, we will only accept applicants familiar with modern cooking methods such as microwave ovens and freeze-dried Maggi powders".@glitzersachen @vla22 @projectmoon @arclight It's called "a resume".
It's what you use for applying for job anywhere and everywhere.
If you think someone is lying on their resume, then call their previous employers and clients (with prior permission of course).
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If other jobs had the same hiring process as programming roles:"For this sous chef role, we will only accept applicants familiar with modern cooking methods such as microwave ovens and freeze-dried Maggi powders".At MeatCo, we expect everyone to be familiar with the full product chain, so the take-home assignment for the sausage maker role is split into the following parts and make sure to fully document it:
1. Provide assistance to cow while birthing a calf
2. Grow sufficient hay and grain to raise the calf for two years
3. Raise the calf into a fully grown, 2-year old bull
4. Put the bull down with an air gun
5. Hang the bull from ceiling, slaughter and bleed it fully
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If other jobs had the same hiring process as programming roles:"For this sous chef role, we will only accept applicants familiar with modern cooking methods such as microwave ovens and freeze-dried Maggi powders"."In order to make it to the first interview, you will need to perform a take-home assignment. You will perform an emergency underwater TIG weld on an oil platform within the next week on a 15 minute timer. We expect you to provide your own equipment, material and your own oil platform".
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If other jobs had the same hiring process as programming roles:"For this sous chef role, we will only accept applicants familiar with modern cooking methods such as microwave ovens and freeze-dried Maggi powders".If other jobs had the same hiring process as programming roles:
"For this sous chef role, we will only accept applicants familiar with modern cooking methods such as microwave ovens and freeze-dried Maggi powders".