"knowledge would only bring more fear" this journalist is a dumbass #monsterdon

so they're gonna invade a planet where they can't breathe the atmosphereand the locals can be mind controlled for like, ten minutesand they easily overpower you... multiple times?this is a bad plan #monsterdon

hell yeah, call the villagers, get the pitchforks! do it! #monsterdon

The smooth pull of a fine American cigarette will surely help me think of how to save Enid, a woman we haven't even really looked for. #monsterdon

THIS SHALL BE MY SECRETwub wub wub wub wub #monsterdon

"his vast potential for boundless knowledge" yeaaah coming from the astronomy professor who seems to think space is just "less dense water", I'm not that impressed #monsterdon