Finished with errands, chillin' at the Curvy Wurvy Timey Wimey fountain. The #FuckNazis bench was occupied.

Has anyone actually SEEN the purported front page of The National 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, with besties Epstein and Puppyfucker, that's been floating across my timeline all day, on the newsstands?

@thomas_klopf It is.

Roll in the hay?#Audrey

My kissmate has been communicating with one of the fashion boutiques downtown for a few weeks, about working there as a floor person. Today, she's doing a 4 hour "trial and training" shift.I'm excited for her. It'll give her "something to do". I truly hope she can adjust to being awake at this time of day. (her usual sleep schedule is ~0400ish until ~1300ish)

🧊️🦔️🧊Also, hedgehogs start "hibernation" in late autumn, with most sources saying circa the October/November border... but I've also seen late September.I'm starting to get my hopes up that he might actually winter with us.The Hedgehog Hotel meets all the requisite requirements for a cozy winter lodge, and has fresh food and water "right outside the door". Always.At what point, if ever, does #SpinyNorman stop being #NotOurCat, and become "Cat #4"?

4 more minutes... #Anticipation

Oh, hey! #SommerhausDerStars is starting tonight! I do love me some #TrashTV... Heute | 20:30 | RTLDas Sommerhaus der Stars – Kampf der Promipaarehttps://www.tvspielfilm.de/tv-programm/sendung/das-sommerhaus-der-stars-–-kampf-der-promipaare,68ad7571d1fc432d2af8076c.html

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

*whistles innocently*#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.A clear, cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in. America is fallen.Aмерика struggles to emerge.Now is the time of pedophile rapists.#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourselfGOP = Groping Old PedophilesFuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.#CompostTheRich Israel is a terrorist state. Слава Україні! Today's agenda: Not sure what day it is.

@thejessiekirkI'm reasonably sure what's pictured didn't actually happen. I'm reasonably sure you, or anyone else here, doesn't really think that's what happened.I'm also reasonably sure *MOST* people here understand that it's "humor", not "paranoid conspiracy theory". So... no. I shan't stop. PS - I expect you'll probably mute or block me now. No huhu! Control over one's timeline is the 2nd greatest thing about this place. (#HephalumpWorld)The greatest being y'all.

We all know why Donald J Puppyfucker won't release the Epstein files. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

Blep! 🦔#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #HedgehogsOfMastodon

@BlippyTheWonderSlug A good one is Bob Dylan doing a cover of Hendrix’s version of “All Along the Watchtower”.

My kissmate took off shopping, so I swept away hedgehog poop into the ivy, cleaned the general area, and put fresh food and water out. .We hear him throughout the day, scratching himself.Well dip me in chocolate and call me an Eskimo Pie! As I'm typing this, he comes out to see what's up! He's wandering around in the ivy now. It's a bit early, ainnit?...aaaand back into the Hedgehog Hotel. I guess he went out to poop. #SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #HedgehogsOfMastodon

The show was about Gilligan, but The Skipper was the boss. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

PETIT CHOUWhoop dee deeAnother cuppa tea Whoop dee doI gotta go pooUnder it allMr Happy stands tallWhy? See my grin? You're dancing in my skull again#PoultryCoroner