Scheherazade famously delayed her execution by King Shahryar via telling him compelling stories night after night, for 1,000 nights.I was just telling someone that I could easily do that, too.Except each narrative would actually be: "And here's another thing that annoys me..."

Dear @disney:Fuck you, you fucking cowards.Ironic that in any of the content you'd produce on your actions with #Kimmel, #Disney would be the weak, sniveling, cowering villains.