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Wannabe devs: "Garbage collectors are too slow, I need total control of memory."Also wannabe devs: writing a todo app with 27 dependencies that eat RAM for breakfast.Wannabe devs: "Garbage collectors are too slow, I need total control of memory."
Also wannabe devs: writing a todo app with 27 dependencies that eat RAM for breakfast.
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Bad code doesn't come from nowhere.Bad code doesn't come from nowhere. It's like glitter: someone thought it'd be fun at the time, suddenly it's on everything, it becomes impossible to clean up and you'll be finding pieces of it forever.
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It's only called JSON if it comes from the Jéson region of France.It's only called JSON if it comes from the Jéson region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling structured data.
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🥳 duf v0.9.1 is out!🥳 duf v0.9.1 is out! 🥳
Tired of df yelling cryptic hieroglyphs at you when you just want to know how full your disks are?
Meet duf: like df, but for humans. Actually readable, colorful, user-friendly output