So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet?
(Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023.
And I've been on the Earth since 1949.)

Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662.

Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)