@dan @autonerdery That is going to get peoples attention quite quickly

@autonerdery @dan can you work the 1 2 3 4 5 R stick?

@Basmitharts He was gone instantly

@Uair it would be all one word if not for the Irish monks who invented the space between words and the clock

@brucelawson Mac isn't only Scottish. Speaking for Ireland.

@copter_chief Or take back Trumps 747? Thats all that would piss him off. Orange force 1

@Seda has a labour market test been done and has it been offered to EU citizens first?

@ScottHansonDE Is it a Hungarian van?

@dogfox it's probably cheese

@nemelle I issue commands to the dog in Russian, she doesn't listen in any language anyway and keeps us all away all night demanding to sleep on one of us. It's not my dog, house or people so its annoying

@nemelle If you want some comedy Ireland is playing Armenia in football today in Yerevan. Ireland needs to win but they couldn't kick snow off a rope.

@SeaFury I was like that but I was introduced to KTV in China and got addicted. I had 4 karaoke friends and called them the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse because when they turned up it all went crazy

@miniphernalia Looking at the fine china they brought these people were milk first, tea second people. Milk first so as not to crack the cup.