Administration: I regret to inform you that you are fired for your mean Charlie Kirk takes.Also Administration: As an alum, won't you donate to help assure free speech on campus?#Satire

Breaking: Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the First Amendment does not bar the President from censoring his opponents.The 1A says "Congress shall make no law," not the President, Justice Roberts wrote for the majority. "An executive order does not come from Congress."#Satire

So before this all started, I think I mentioned a few hundred times that universities are not bastions of left-wing anything.I feel that point has been proven.Speaking of proven, how's that history repeating itself about large and powerful corporations and authoritarianism?

Happy Constitution Day!Let's celebrate by firing more professors at state universities. The way the founders intended!#Satire

Prediction: Football player takes a knee during National Anthem in honor of Charlie Kirk.Everyone who boos in the stadium is fired.#Satire

VERY EXCITED to announce publication of my new Law & Economics piece, "Why simple contract law is sufficient and the tenure I personally refuse to relinquish is unnecessary: An Ahistorical approach." Forthcoming in the Columbia University Journal of Precompliance.#Satire

Remember when Alex Jones, after a school shooting, spoke ill of multiple dead children, saying they weren't even dead and were paid actors.And then the conservatives were outraged, tried to get a lot of people fired, and wanted to pass the "Sandy Hook Act."Remember?#Satire

Don't blame the oligarchy for everything. Do the WORK of convincing voters.Buy yourself a television network, or maybe a major newspaper. Maybe set some editorial standards opposed to the hierarchy, fire some reporters. Spend $$ to support some academics.#Satire

Trump: "They thought I might be narc. So I had to sleep with a few underage girls to prove I wasn't." #Satire https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15071085/speaker-mike-johnson-donald-trump-fbi-informant-jeffrey-epstein.html