@alan While you're a heretic there, I've drawn my skirts up (because somehow there are multiple skirts) as if to flee at the mention of Microsoft, having recently done battle with Word and lost. I would rather not cross the streams like that. Although I'm now actually and IRL subscribed to your Substack.

@alan I 'd like to be the rational me who checked feedly daily in 2018ish and then again in the (can't believe I'm typing this) early 20s when I tried to make it a personal think again but it didn't work out. I'll try again, eventually.

@alan Subscribed. Well, to your toots, anyway.

@LJ @alan Hahaha! I will probably subscribe because reasons. TY for mentioning it!

@alan @LJ As a small creative, I feel vindicated by this. I'm not spending zippy on influencers, bots, etc. and my followers list is small. And yet I still try.

How sensitive is Jeff's Cheese Detector? So sensitive that after I finished my cheese stick + stale Triscuit dinner, he could smell cheese on my fingers, which held the cheese with the wrapper on: he insisted on licking each finger. #food #cats #catsOfMastodon #jeffalumpusRex

Sometimes it's hard to do yarn things with 3 cats, especially when Jeff takes possession of my source material like he did last night. I've been crocheting hearts in Pride colors for Rue Music & Arts Fest on the 27th, which is basically a benefit for my local LGBTQI+ org. A while ago I started a rainbow baby blanket but didn't like it, abandoned the project, so now I'm unraveling it ️ by ️. Last night? My hands needed a break, so I let King Jeffrey hang onto it.

Happy #Caturday, y'all! ️