No problem should take more than six hours to solve.
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There used to be more jobs you could do drunk.There used to be more jobs you could do drunk. Those are the jobs we need to bring back.
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Milk Duds look like something that might come out of a midsized rodent.Milk Duds look like something that might come out of a midsized rodent. #SponsorablePost
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On some level I admire Steve Bannon's four-shirts-at-once aesthetic.On some level I admire Steve Bannon's four-shirts-at-once aesthetic.
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Once is charming.Once is charming. Twice is creepy.
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If you say someone "pulled a Darrell Issa," I don't know if they're a car thief or an arsonist.If you say someone "pulled a Darrell Issa," I don't know if they're a car thief or an arsonist.
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The greatest number of exclamation points you may use at one time is three.The greatest number of exclamation points you may use at one time is three.
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God mode?God mode? I created God mode.
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Sydney Sweeney's breasts are America's security blanket.Sydney Sweeney's breasts are America's security blanket.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle and Leona Helmsley are the exact same person.Kimberly Guilfoyle and Leona Helmsley are the exact same person.
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Paul Shaffer on the ShelfPaul Shaffer on the Shelf
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If you had a nose penis, would decency require you to wear a nose sock?If you had a nose penis, would decency require you to wear a nose sock?
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Prince, Margie. Margie, Prince.Prince, Margie. Margie, Prince.