The invitation from the government to send them poo in the post now includes a QR code to access a video with more information about the process. Yeah, nah, we're good.

Today's lunch will be inspired by what's lying around in the crisper. I'm going to call it Vegetable Graveyard. If it's runny enough I'll serve with pasta. Yum!

Once again luring myself out of bed with crumpets.