Murphy's Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Isn't this my STOP?!

Current UK Power Demand at 22:04: 26.56GW

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
-- Norm, from _Cheers_

Poole: Saturday: Light Rain, Minimum Temperature: 11°C Maximum Temperature: 17°C @ Fri, 12 Sep 2025 13:55:05 GMT

NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again.
-- The Firesign Theater

Current UK Power Demand at 14:55: 33.46GW

Poole: Today: Light Rain Showers, Minimum Temperature: 13°C Maximum Temperature: 17°C @ Fri, 12 Sep 2025 13:55:05 GMT

Look! A ladder! Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!

When in trouble or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout.

Current UK Power Demand at 13:55: 34.28GW

Hope not, lest ye be disappointed.
-- M. Horner

switch (ref $@) {
OverflowError =>

warn "Dam needs to be drained";
DomainError =>

warn "King needs to be trained";
NuclearWarError =>

die;
}
-- Larry Wall in <199709302338.QAA17037@wall.org>

Current UK Power Demand at 12:55: 34.07GW

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will
probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a
blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.
-- Mister Boffo

The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all
who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
-- Benjamin Franklin.

UK Earthquake alert : M 2.9 :SOUTHERN NORTH SEA, Tue, 09 Sep 2025 18:24:37

Poole: Thursday: Light Rain Showers, Minimum Temperature: 11°C Maximum Temperature: 17°C @ Wed, 10 Sep 2025 12:01:51 GMT

In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson