Lol - Welcome to Britain motherfucker

Images of Trump and Epstein projected on Windsor Castle ahead of protests

https://news.sky.com/story/images-of-trump-and-epstein-projected-on-windsor-castle-ahead-of-protests-13432557

There are so many people to be grateful to in this place and for all sorts of different reasons. I mainly use social media as a way to blow off steam and distract myself from all of the....... stuff....... happening in the true-true. However it has also been invaluable in dealing with some real life challenges. I'm in danger of writing an enormous story about this so will just say - @pathfinder for your support and guidance I am grateful. @purplepadma for your openness, pragmatism, kindness and support I am grateful.

And Paul - I cannot really articulate why, but this place would not be the same without you. So @amiserabilist - I am grateful for you.

Finally @Nickiquote you regularly make me cry laughing, for which I am forever indebted.

#GratefulForYou

Genuinely prepared to be a bit more evil if someone can pay me for it. I'm basically at 4% evil now. We can really crank that baby up before seeing any material negative effects. I'm not talking Bezos. I've worked it out and comparative wealth-wise I only need to be 0.000416493128% of most evil man alive, Bezos. That's nothing. What's that - not hold a door open for an elderly person one time? I could do that for a million. I'm sure Bezos wouldn't miss 0.000416493128% of his wealth. What does that mean to him? If we equate it to body mass - maybe one fingernail clipping? Not even a toenail. I'm just asking for a small Bezos clipping. I'll even stop saying he's the most evil man alive. Can someone get in touch with Bezos and ask him? I'm sure he's fine and not a tremendous piece of shit who must be stopped at any cost before the braying fool destroys humanity through greed. Hooray for Bezos.

@swisslet

I wonder if she could ever love a man like me

@Erased_Citizen

YOU'LL BE OK

I am petrified and had to have quite big surgery recently. The anticipation was dreadful. Then it was fine. It's always fine. It's just your brain. Who is a LIAR. All the best to you. ️

@dtl

But.... What about your productivity? It won't be maximised.

I do not need to decode insight. What the fuck does that even mean? Stop talking about leaders and framework. Why is business now exclusively the business of doing business? Why is nothing actually real anymore? Noone sells you a spoon and you buy the spoon. You have to deal with brokers who operate the life cycle of the spoon and want you to invest in some facet of the spoons journey which somehow makes billions of pounds. Just give me a spoon and fuck off.

I wonder sometimes if because of a confluence of many reasons I receive more unsolicited sales emails than anyone else on the planet. That I am the number one global authority when it comes to receiving sales emails. And if that be the case (or even if it be not be the case.... be), I will give you my unsolicited advice, just like one of those stupid emails.

*Stop putting stupid business shit in the title*
(and also ideally in the content)

What the shit is going on in Zardoz. It is impenetrable.

Don't tell anyone but just between you and me on this secret website - It's my birthday today

Just want to say a big thanks to the people who take the time out of their busy lives to write to me to let me know my opinion is wrong. I've thought long and hard about it and you're right. From now on I will only have opinions that 100% match yours and I'm sorry for my selfishness. Thanks for setting me straight and I eagerly await your next reply. X

If you can't Handel me at my concerti grossi you don't deserve me at my organ concerti

When did we all just collectively decide we were all going to wash ourselves in food? How did that happen. Our shower gel is currently ginger and yuzu flavoured. I don't even know what a yuzu is.
https://www.originalsource.co.uk/products/

Oh no I apparently like Chappell Roan now, against my will. Pink Pony Club is a stone cold banger.

Clean eatin', mamma jammas. Breakfast fit for Olympus. X

I was there for The Great Beigeout of 2025

You can't do anything these days. Bloody woke brigade.

Just wrote a toot moaning about clout chasers when I realised I actually want a bit of clout. Please, does anyone have any clout? I'm all out. Out of clout. Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I could do with clout, come on, I'm talking to you, a-come o-on. CLOUT! CLOUT! LET IT ALL OUT! A PIG IS A CREATURE WHO HAS A SNOUT! COME ON! I'M TALKING TO YOU! A-COME O-ON.

Heading into this week like....