@miffyhelen but I suppose it depends on what the toes look like too

@miffyhelen 12+

New health insurance provider is granting access to Omada for free. Never used something like it....guess I'll see how it goes.

Maybe it'll actually work.

@miffyhelen look into peel off base coats for nail polish. It's meant to be peeled and can be kind of fun.

Just be aware it can come off in one big chunk. Lol

Why does Charlie Kirk get half mast flags?

-looks around-

Oh right...this hellhole...

Me opening the news: "who is Charlie Kirk and why is he dead?"
News: Conservative activist
Me: "oh ...whatever"

Oh look.

He finally asked the customer...after three fucking days of this!

PM: what's the status of this doc?
Me: submitted it in June.
PM: what's the status of this doc?
Me: Again, I submitted it in June.
PM: where is the email showing that?
Me: there is a submission receipt on the folder if you don't believe me.
PM: well...what's the status of it? Forward me the email.
Me (internally): It's your job to ask YOUR customer! Why do you keep asking me the same damn question?

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Being an adult is being excited for a new air fryer to be delivered today.

There is something about how my coworker mixes his yogurt every day that drives me insane.Just the sound of the frantic fast mixing of the spoon hitting the plastic yogurt cup....

He also has real ceramic plates and bowls and cutlery in his desk drawer that always makes a horrible clanking sound daily when he uses them...

Dude has an actual cutting board and pairing knife for cutting apples too. Like an entire damn kitchen. In his metal desk drawer.

Why are my allergies bad today?

Picking up new shampoo and conditioner today after work. I hope it leaves my hair less....greasy

Glad to know the Disney app crashed right as I was checking out to renew my AP...

Got a used, most likely bootleg, Loungefly at Goblin Market today.

It's not in the greatest condition, the metallic missing from half of it and coming off in other parts (it's the red Scarlet Witch cosplay backpack).

But hey, it only cost me two tshirts that no longer fit and a blank journal notebook. So I say it was worth it.

@miffyhelen clearly mine is just as imaginative...trinitybat

@miffyhelen what's your Storygraph user name? I'd like to add you.

@miffyhelen welcome to the party!

"The sea decided to depart" - #gbbo #bakeoff

@FlockOfCats pull and peel twzizlers.

I love that I inspired my parents to buy those Brita filter water bottles for Disney days after they realized (thanks to mine) that they really do filter out the taste of Orlando water and thus save buying 4-5 bottles of Dasani a day. Essentially, one Brita water bottle is the cost of buying like 3 Dasanis at Disney and pays for itself in one day.

Also reduces the amount of trash.