♫ ROOOOOOXANNE

I think I now understand why rhinos are going extinct.

my guess is it’s gonna be a Spirit Halloween

TEETH IS INNOCENT

adulthood means finding out that every single one of your childhood fears was totally valid

"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go