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  • S somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    /home/ what?
    it needs to be /home/$(whoami)

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    rhpp@programming.dev
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    Nah it should be $HOME, not everyone’s home directory is in the default location.

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      potatoesfall@discuss.tchncs.de
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      #13

      Wait I’m confused is this about people developing cloud software or is this about people who do their development on a remote cloud machine? It seems to be about the latter but I’ve never seen that

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      • R rhpp@programming.dev

        Nah it should be $HOME, not everyone’s home directory is in the default location.

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        speiser0@feddit.org
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        Nah you should use xdg dirs, it’s 2025.

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          katy ✨
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          i do all my coding in c:\documents and settings

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          • katy  ✨C katy ✨

            i do all my coding in c:\documents and settings

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            ulterno@programming.dev
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            ::: spoiler All the executable files I build go straight to SysWOW64
            Not really. I don’t have a SysWOW64.
            I deleted it long ago, along with System32 and other such things.
            :::

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            • U ulterno@programming.dev

              ::: spoiler All the executable files I build go straight to SysWOW64
              Not really. I don’t have a SysWOW64.
              I deleted it long ago, along with System32 and other such things.
              :::

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              katy ✨
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              #17

              do all your coding in 8.3 filename convention.

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              • R rtxn@lemmy.world

                As a university sysadmin that spent half a fucking hour yesterday trying to log someone out of a classroom computer’s MS Office software (the “sign out” button did fuck all, go figure): fuck Microsoft, fuck Office, fuck Outlook, fuck Onedrive, fuck their SSO, and their mother too. Next semester I’m sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they’ll like it.

                I might be a little angry.

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                yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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                #18

                I have been out of the PC game for a long time. Got a laptop recently and discovered you need to sign up for a subscription to use the office package, doesnt just come with windows any more. No big deal, my wife says she has a subscription as part of her phone contract.

                Cool. Easy.

                What. The fuck. Is this mess? Everything is saved on their servers instead of locally? I try to sign myself in but thats impossible because shes signed in except I cant use her licenses because im signed in which im not because shes signed in?

                WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? WHO THE FUCK HAS PUT THEIR NAME TO THIS SHIT? HOW DOES ANY CUNT USE IT?

                Not only that but you cant just open excel any more, you have to open the whole windows office launcher portal (which isnt even called office) and fumble your way around to try and find the file first or some bollocks? I don’t even know I nearly launched the laptop out the fucking window.

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                • Y yermaw@sh.itjust.works

                  I have been out of the PC game for a long time. Got a laptop recently and discovered you need to sign up for a subscription to use the office package, doesnt just come with windows any more. No big deal, my wife says she has a subscription as part of her phone contract.

                  Cool. Easy.

                  What. The fuck. Is this mess? Everything is saved on their servers instead of locally? I try to sign myself in but thats impossible because shes signed in except I cant use her licenses because im signed in which im not because shes signed in?

                  WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? WHO THE FUCK HAS PUT THEIR NAME TO THIS SHIT? HOW DOES ANY CUNT USE IT?

                  Not only that but you cant just open excel any more, you have to open the whole windows office launcher portal (which isnt even called office) and fumble your way around to try and find the file first or some bollocks? I don’t even know I nearly launched the laptop out the fucking window.

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                  twopi@lemmy.ca
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                  I knew you could throw Windows OS onto a laptop. Didn’t know you could throw a laptop out of Windows OS.

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                    rampantparanoia2365@lemmy.world
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                    Is Git Hub not considered a cloud? Why does it matter where one stores files, what does that have to do with ability? Or is this really about developing the technology, and in turn provoking said fear in people? (I am not a developer)

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                    • S speiser0@feddit.org

                      Nah you should use xdg dirs, it’s 2025.

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                      her0@beehaw.org
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                      Maybe I’m misunderstanding, but as shown in your link, $HOME does not conflict with the XDG Base Directory Specification. It partially relies on $HOME being defined.

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                      • R rtxn@lemmy.world

                        As a university sysadmin that spent half a fucking hour yesterday trying to log someone out of a classroom computer’s MS Office software (the “sign out” button did fuck all, go figure): fuck Microsoft, fuck Office, fuck Outlook, fuck Onedrive, fuck their SSO, and their mother too. Next semester I’m sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they’ll like it.

                        I might be a little angry.

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                        burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
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                        You have the ability to do that? Super jealous. Everything at my university was so tightly integrated with the windows ecosystem and its accounts that separating would have been an incredible amount of work.

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                        • R rampantparanoia2365@lemmy.world

                          Is Git Hub not considered a cloud? Why does it matter where one stores files, what does that have to do with ability? Or is this really about developing the technology, and in turn provoking said fear in people? (I am not a developer)

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                          SkaveRat
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                          GitHub is where you store your code, but it’s not where it’s actually run

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                          • her0@beehaw.orgH her0@beehaw.org

                            Maybe I’m misunderstanding, but as shown in your link, $HOME does not conflict with the XDG Base Directory Specification. It partially relies on $HOME being defined.

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                            speiser0@feddit.org
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                            #24

                            Subdirs of $HOME are used as defaults. So using $HOME alone is not enough.
                            Also, prior to xdg dirs, applications were (many still are) storing their data under $HOME/.myapplication/.

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                            • B burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de

                              You have the ability to do that? Super jealous. Everything at my university was so tightly integrated with the windows ecosystem and its accounts that separating would have been an incredible amount of work.

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                              rtxn@lemmy.world
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                              Not on my own, I’m technically only responsible for the network and cybersecurity, but not being able to log out of an education account on a public computer is a pretty serious threat. Fortunately I’m on good terms with the dean and he’s always been receptive to my concerns.

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                              • R rtxn@lemmy.world

                                Not on my own, I’m technically only responsible for the network and cybersecurity, but not being able to log out of an education account on a public computer is a pretty serious threat. Fortunately I’m on good terms with the dean and he’s always been receptive to my concerns.

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                                appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                #26

                                Well. Now it’s a security concern 😉

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                                • potatoesfall@discuss.tchncs.deP potatoesfall@discuss.tchncs.de

                                  Wait I’m confused is this about people developing cloud software or is this about people who do their development on a remote cloud machine? It seems to be about the latter but I’ve never seen that

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                                  appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                  I’d say it’s about cloud techs being “scared” of the local storage.
                                  As it’s usually linux on servers and windows on-prem workstations I’d say it’s them being scared of storing anything locally.

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                                    jenesaisquoi@feddit.org
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                                    Lol as if anyone ran their stuff on slowdows

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                                    • Y yermaw@sh.itjust.works

                                      I have been out of the PC game for a long time. Got a laptop recently and discovered you need to sign up for a subscription to use the office package, doesnt just come with windows any more. No big deal, my wife says she has a subscription as part of her phone contract.

                                      Cool. Easy.

                                      What. The fuck. Is this mess? Everything is saved on their servers instead of locally? I try to sign myself in but thats impossible because shes signed in except I cant use her licenses because im signed in which im not because shes signed in?

                                      WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? WHO THE FUCK HAS PUT THEIR NAME TO THIS SHIT? HOW DOES ANY CUNT USE IT?

                                      Not only that but you cant just open excel any more, you have to open the whole windows office launcher portal (which isnt even called office) and fumble your way around to try and find the file first or some bollocks? I don’t even know I nearly launched the laptop out the fucking window.

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                                      localhorst86@feddit.org
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                                      #29

                                      office package doesnt just come with windows any more

                                      strictly speaking, it never was part of windows, or came bundled with it from Microsoft. Our first family windows computer (Win 98) didn’t come with an office license, instead the manufacturer included only “Word” and “Works” as a “value add”. It was a separate piece of software that we could install (or not if we chose to).

                                      Up to including windows 7, every single computer any of my friends and family purchased came only with a windows license, If they wanted MS Office, they had to buy the license separately and install the software package themselves.
                                      Sometimes it might have come preinstalled as a trial, but that still required purchasing a license after a set amount of time (usually 90 days, I believe), and it varied from OEM to OEM, as did their other bloatware (Norton, Eset, etc.).

                                      I have only noticed Windows installing office out of the box with Windows 10/11, where they install the app from the MS store during the initial setup - I assume they started this on Windows 8 as well, but I have only seen PCs being upgraded from 7 to 8/8.1, never a fresh install.

                                      But even then, it’s just a limited trial for their office 365 suite.

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                                      • R rampantparanoia2365@lemmy.world

                                        Is Git Hub not considered a cloud? Why does it matter where one stores files, what does that have to do with ability? Or is this really about developing the technology, and in turn provoking said fear in people? (I am not a developer)

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                                        tempest@lemmy.ca
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                                        GitHub is code social media not hosting.

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                                        • N nikls94@lemmy.world

                                          looks at license agreement

                                          No you don’t.

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                                          cheloxin@lemmy.ml
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                                          Uhh, I absolutely do own the hardware that is the computer.

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