Not even half a year left

It is April already? Damn

guys it’s only two showers left until christmas!!!1!

Bread knife

You guys can afford more than two pairs of underwear??

Sweet baby Cheezus, the fucking noobs here, man.

Right way around.
Inside out.
Back to front.
Inside out and back to front.

That’s just one pair, nimrod.

Then you just wash them when you do the dishes every other week

May be different for folks with outward-oriented equipment but that sounds like repeated attempts at inviting a UTI

ETA: I know you’re joking, the mental image was painful lmao

I have a dishwasher, why do I need a clothes washer as well?

I never said you would. Just throw them in

I genuinely knew a kid at university who did this. He also had four piles for clothes (because why hang shit up, right?). There was:

• clean
• almost as good as clean (worn once or twice)
• good enough (worn up to six or seven times).
• dirty (basically once it got ‘crunchy’).

Only if I put on any.