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  4. Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts!

Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts!

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  • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA anunusualrelic@lemmy.world

    Hopefully not. Dogs shouldn’t eat that kind of thing.

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    Fuck u/spez
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    We probably shouldn’t either tbh

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    • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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      Captain Aggravated
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      Very stackable long dog.

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        skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        let me hold them for you

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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          altphoto@lemmy.today
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          Does he know that there are poptarts on his head?

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          • B beardedgingerwonder@feddit.uk

            He knows there’s something there but can’t see it because he can’t look up.

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            loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Its true! Dogs can’t look up!

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            • G glibg@lemmy.ca

              I thought he’d be proud of his improvement. Why the long face?

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              BeeegScaaawyCripple
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              he wishes he were a horse

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                blubber28@lemmy.world
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                Thank you for this great pupdate 🙂

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                • P postmortal_pop@lemmy.world

                  I choose to believe the owner neither adds nor removes the poptarts, thee dog just casually moves around with them like this at all times and occasionally aquires more when not observed.

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                  gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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                  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                    savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                    A French nuclear fusion reactor just broke the record at 25 minutes. This cannot be a coincidence.

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                    • HossenfefferH Hossenfeffer

                      IMPORTANT SCIENCE IS BEING DONE!

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                      savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                      Basically all that’s left after RFK Jr.’ s cuts.

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                      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                        krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                        I don’t know what the fuck the Nobel Prize people are doing but it’s not what they should be doing. GET THIS PERSON A NOBEL PRIZE IMMEDIATELY.

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                          viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          Here’s a meme commemorating this historic accomplishment! I just hope I didn’t misgender the doggo 😁

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                          • V viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                            Here’s a meme commemorating this historic accomplishment! I just hope I didn’t misgender the doggo 😁

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                            ickplant@lemmy.world
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                            As far as I know, it is a she - but I freaking love this meme!!!

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                            • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world

                              As far as I know, it is a she - but I freaking love this meme!!!

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                              viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                              Fixed, I’m glad you like it! ❤️

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                                Is the Borzoi named Abbey?

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                                  Its true! Dogs can’t look up!

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                                  nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                  Corgi owners know this is bullshit.

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                                  • socsaS socsa

                                    Is the Borzoi named Abbey?

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                                    ickplant@lemmy.world
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                                    Her name is Ora.

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                                      yiddishmcsquidish@lemmy.today
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