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Ever wonder why you never get hand or wrist pain holding a Hot Dog?

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  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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    darksiderbun@lemmy.ca
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    Who holds a hot dog like that lmao

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      Who holds a hot dog like that lmao

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      Well how else would you answer a call?

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      • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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        Well now you leave me with a conundrum. For I want hot dogs, yet do not have hot dogs. I demand you send me hot dogs. Or a big fat juicy dick. I’d be okay with that too.

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          the true inspiration for those vertical mice: Hot Dogs

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          • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU ummthatguy@lemmy.world

            Found him.

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            betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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            I hate it when I’m trying to use the mouse and my Saddam-bone keeps farting pink clouds out of my arm.

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              Fucking edited out the Saddam Hussein part XD

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              • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                Does anybody have any tips for when you’re shaking a hot dog really hard up and down to make sure it’s just the right temperature befor you eat it but your carpal tunnel flares up?

                Asking for a friend.

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                • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                  I hate it when I’m trying to use the mouse and my Saddam-bone keeps farting pink clouds out of my arm.

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                  psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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                  Looks like Saddam’s pink boner tbh.

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                  • P psx_crab@lemmy.zip

                    Looks like Saddam’s pink boner tbh.

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                    betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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                    He’s not that well-endowed. Guy was hanged, not hung.

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                      I bet if you handle hot dogs as much as a computer mouse it would start to hurt. It’s not just about posture and position; it’s about repetition. 😌

                      “Is 7 hot dogs a day bad?”

                      “Well it’s not good.”

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                      hacksaw@lemmy.ca
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                      Classic!

                      Youtube Video

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                      • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                        He’s not that well-endowed. Guy was hanged, not hung.

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                        idk I bet Saddam had a fat hog on him.

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                        • K krunklom@lemmy.zip

                          Does anybody have any tips for when you’re shaking a hot dog really hard up and down to make sure it’s just the right temperature befor you eat it but your carpal tunnel flares up?

                          Asking for a friend.

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                          Use the fingers on your other hand to gently stroke the bottom of the bun.

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                            idk I bet Saddam had a fat hog on him.

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                            betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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                            hog

                            That’s haram.

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