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  • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

    Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

    Youtube Video

    If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

    Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

    So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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    The Giant Korean
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    #16

    Wow. This was a… blast… from the past.

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    • R roidingoldman@lemmy.world

      1.3 Sand dunes

      • There are amazing sand dunes

      1.4 exit sign out of town.

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      yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml
      wrote last edited by yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml
      #17

      1.5 Some dude blew his own arm off with a homemade grenade trying to scare some car thieves.

      https://www.kezi.com/news/local/florence-man-loses-arm-while-trying-to-stop-car-thieves-with-grenade/article_31e39048-018a-4ec1-940d-862a639b8b15.html

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      • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

        Cue Farmers… “We’ve seen a lot of things…”

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        jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        #18

        This is more like the mayham guy.

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        • kersplooshK kersploosh

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence%2C_Oregon

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          jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          #19

          Everyone is asking about the whale, but I’m wondering how the accidental sex ban worked.

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          • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

            Everyone is asking about the whale, but I’m wondering how the accidental sex ban worked.

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            justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            wrote last edited by
            #20

            According to the article they used poor wording for some law.

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            • J justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com

              According to the article they used poor wording for some law.

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              bstix@feddit.dk
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              #21

              Intending to prevent people from having sexual intercourse in view of bystanders, the council approved a measure that made it illegal to have sex “while in or in view of a public or private place.”

              Bold is my emphasis to show the error.

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              • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

                Dead whales (the huge variants) at a certain state of decomposition can literally explode due to gaseous buildup. Maybe related to that?

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                snooggums
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                #22

                In this case it was human intervention.

                With dynamite.

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                • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                  Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

                  Youtube Video

                  If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

                  Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

                  So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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                  filthyshrooms@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by filthyshrooms@lemmy.world
                  #23

                  An important note: it didn’t work very well. It blew the whale into large chucks, much larger than they were hoping for. iirc one chunk landed on a reporter’s car, crushing it.

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                  • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

                    This is more like the mayham guy.

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                    jordanlund@lemmy.world
                    wrote last edited by
                    #24

                    “I’m the 8 ton whale that washed up on your beach and when the local highway department tries to make me go away with 1/2 ton of TNT, your cut rate insurance might not cover a 700 pound slab of me trashing your passenger compartment.”

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                    • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

                      An important note: it didn’t work very well. It blew the whale into large chucks, much larger than they were hoping for. iirc one chunk landed on a reporter’s car, crushing it.

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                      jordanlund@lemmy.world
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                      #25

                      My favorite part of the video is the little old lady voice going “Here come pieces of… whale!”

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                      • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                        Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

                        Youtube Video

                        If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

                        Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

                        So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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                        BeeegScaaawyCripple
                        wrote last edited by
                        #26

                        Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches,

                        i think that might be a west coast thing because it’s a California thing too. Would Washington State chime in please?

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                        • hansolo@lemmy.todayH hansolo@lemmy.today

                          I’m so excited for the person you’re telling about this. Imagine seeing that video again for the first time?

                          I remember clear as day downloading this video from Limewire and the incredible majesty of understanding that people are, in fact, this stupid.

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                          BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                          shit, my grandma was there. she’s got pictures.

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                          • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                            Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches,

                            i think that might be a west coast thing because it’s a California thing too. Would Washington State chime in please?

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                            jordanlund@lemmy.world
                            wrote last edited by
                            #28

                            History on the Oregon law here, passed in 3 B.W. (before whale).

                            https://www.opb.org/news/article/history-oregon-tom-mccall-public-beaches/

                            While California has public beaches, they have private beaches as well. In Oregon the entire coastline is public.

                            https://www.californiabeaches.com/california-state-beaches/

                            Looks like WA is the same, public/private mix.

                            https://apps.ecology.wa.gov/coastalatlas/

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                            • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                              History on the Oregon law here, passed in 3 B.W. (before whale).

                              https://www.opb.org/news/article/history-oregon-tom-mccall-public-beaches/

                              While California has public beaches, they have private beaches as well. In Oregon the entire coastline is public.

                              https://www.californiabeaches.com/california-state-beaches/

                              Looks like WA is the same, public/private mix.

                              https://apps.ecology.wa.gov/coastalatlas/

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                              BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                              #29

                              those “private beaches” in california are public beaches that landowners with land near the beach keep trying to steal

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                              • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ jordanlund@lemmy.world

                                Oh, man, have I got a story for you…

                                Youtube Video

                                If that link doesn’t work… In 1970 an 8 ton dead gray whale washed up on the beach in Florence.

                                Now, in Oregon, all the beaches are public beaches, under the control of the highway department, and they didn’t know how to remove a dead whale.

                                So they packed it with 1/2 a ton of dynamite and blew it up thinking the seagulls and crabs would eat the bits remaining.

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                                mineralfellow@lemmy.world
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                                #30

                                The blast blasted blubber beyond believable bounds.

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                                • kersplooshK kersploosh

                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence%2C_Oregon

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                                  edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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                                  #31

                                  1.2 Accidental ban on sex

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                                  • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                                    shit, my grandma was there. she’s got pictures.

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                                    hansolo@lemmy.today
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                                    #32

                                    For real?

                                    Has she ever mentioned what the F people were thinking at the time? This seems like a solution that only a 1980’s cartoon would have come up with.

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                                    • hansolo@lemmy.todayH hansolo@lemmy.today

                                      For real?

                                      Has she ever mentioned what the F people were thinking at the time? This seems like a solution that only a 1980’s cartoon would have come up with.

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                                      BeeegScaaawyCripple
                                      wrote last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
                                      #33

                                      she was thinking “oh look a whale” and then “oh look WHALE” as i remember her telling it. lots of jokes about umbrellas and knowing where to stand.

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                                      • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                                        she was thinking “oh look a whale” and then “oh look WHALE” as i remember her telling it. lots of jokes about umbrellas and knowing where to stand.

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                                        hansolo@lemmy.today
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                                        #34

                                        Granny is based.

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                                        • hansolo@lemmy.todayH hansolo@lemmy.today

                                          Granny is based.

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                                          BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                                          gran grew up on a farm. she’s seen shit

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