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at least no more trolley problems

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    proprietary_blend@lemmy.world
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    Nice package!

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      Nice package!

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      itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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      Hancock?

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        finitebanjo
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        Technically what Superman did was correct. Superman COULD scoop the child up and move him out of the way, but that sort of sudden acceleration would be a lot like getting hit by a train.

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          Nice package!

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          Bro’s got a hog fr

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          • F finitebanjo

            Technically what Superman did was correct. Superman COULD scoop the child up and move him out of the way, but that sort of sudden acceleration would be a lot like getting hit by a train.

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            NoSpotOfGround
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            This is not like a falling kid problem…

            If he had more than 0.5 seconds to move the kid he could have moved him 1.5 meters without severely hurting him. On the other hand, if he had less than 0.5 seconds he’s now killed everyone on the train.

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              Hancock?

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              toiletobserver
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              Choo choo asshole…

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              • F finitebanjo

                Technically what Superman did was correct. Superman COULD scoop the child up and move him out of the way, but that sort of sudden acceleration would be a lot like getting hit by a train.

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                magnetosphere
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                I read something about his old outfit suggesting that this was an early outing. Superman hadn’t quite worked out the physics/consequences of using his powers yet.

                Also, by the look on the conductor’s face, the train wasn’t moving very fast.

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                  FerretyFever0
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                  Why the hell is bowl cut playing on the train tracks? And who let him get that haircut?

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                  • F finitebanjo

                    Technically what Superman did was correct. Superman COULD scoop the child up and move him out of the way, but that sort of sudden acceleration would be a lot like getting hit by a train.

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                    psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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                    He did it all the time in movies tho.

                    And the sudden deceleration of that train mean whoever in that train is not gonna have a good time lol

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                      skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                      Trolley problem? How about a trolley solution?

                      Just released, cheap as heck. Played 15 minutes so far and laughed my ass off.

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                        Nice package!

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                        _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                        I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed that.

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                        • S skyezopen@lemmy.world

                          Trolley problem? How about a trolley solution?

                          Just released, cheap as heck. Played 15 minutes so far and laughed my ass off.

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                          electrictrombone@lemmy.world
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                          Hell yes. I’m playing this tomorrow. Thank you

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                          • F finitebanjo

                            Technically what Superman did was correct. Superman COULD scoop the child up and move him out of the way, but that sort of sudden acceleration would be a lot like getting hit by a train.

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                            imwaitingforretcons@lemmy.world
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                            It’s long been a fan Theory that Superman can cover some form of durability to the items he handles, otherwise a lot of the larger items he handles would crumble/collapse under their own weight, or people he carries would be crushed/chopped to chunks.

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                            • F finitebanjo

                              Technically what Superman did was correct. Superman COULD scoop the child up and move him out of the way, but that sort of sudden acceleration would be a lot like getting hit by a train.

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                              0ops
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                              That goes for the people on the train too though. If he had so little time that he couldn’t move the kid 2 meters without giving him whiplash, then stopping the train in that same amount of time would send everybody on the train flying to the front of their cars at whatever speed the train was going.

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                                5ibelius9insterberg
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                                Cpt. Obvious here: If he touched the child, a murder of Karens would descend upon him and release a shitstorm as if a black man walked past their dead, green painted front lawn.

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                                  Cpt. Obvious here: If he touched the child, a murder of Karens would descend upon him and release a shitstorm as if a black man walked past their dead, green painted front lawn.

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                                  macniel
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                                  Pretty sure it’s a Complaint of Karens. Or do you really associate the Karen with beautiful and intelligent crows?

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                                    Pretty sure it’s a Complaint of Karens. Or do you really associate the Karen with beautiful and intelligent crows?

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                                    I understand what you are saying, but I strongly disagree. Karens weaponize their karen-ness sometimes to a lethal degree. So „murder of Karens“ is quite fitting imho. A group of Crows on the other hand should be called something entirely different, that does their beauty and intelligence justice. Something like: A „conference“ or a „council“ of crows.

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                                      ooterness@lemmy.world
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                                      Weak. You want to stop a train quickly, just suplex it.

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                                        mummyslittlebloodslut@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                        Trains can go a long way with no brakes. It’ll probably hurt lots of people.

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                                          I understand what you are saying, but I strongly disagree. Karens weaponize their karen-ness sometimes to a lethal degree. So „murder of Karens“ is quite fitting imho. A group of Crows on the other hand should be called something entirely different, that does their beauty and intelligence justice. Something like: A „conference“ or a „council“ of crows.

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                                          hikingvet@lemmy.ca
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                                          Then it couuld be an Assault of Karens or a Homicide of Karens.

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