“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS.."
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“I WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC APPRISED OF PERTINENT DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
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“I WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC APPRISED OF PERTINENT DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
Credible sources say its current location is Valhalla.
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Credible sources say its current location is Valhalla.
I wonder what battle it died in
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I wonder what battle it died in
Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?
Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.
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“I WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC APPRISED OF PERTINENT DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
Why does he always look high?
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Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?
Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.
This would be Hel, which is sort of like “you weren’t terrible but you weren’t awesome”, although you also have Náströnd, which is a place within Hel reserved for murderers, adulterers, and those who break oaths.
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“I WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC APPRISED OF PERTINENT DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
Who is this and why is he on posts lately?
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“I WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC APPRISED OF PERTINENT DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
Who fucking cares about what he has in in their pants. Lets ask the important human question, where is their spine and why is their belly so yellow.
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This would be Hel, which is sort of like “you weren’t terrible but you weren’t awesome”, although you also have Náströnd, which is a place within Hel reserved for murderers, adulterers, and those who break oaths.
That last one sounds like a winner then.
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Why does he always look high?
He looks like he’s had a fucking lobotomy