Oh wow … my antenna must be perfectly aligned today! … I can actually see this image without any static or distortion.

EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE!! — DON’T MOVE!!!

Actually we’re not on a station. But we are in space, on a rock.

Unless someone here is on the ISS

We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!

you mean, back to the soup?

Test failed successfully.

Was I supposed to have a SHITPOST plan in place?! Frick

gasp

They fired the nuclear shitposts

Stock up on beans and hide in jeans

Its the only way to survive

ATTENTION LEMMY

thanks for your attention

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

for anyone wondering, it ends in “…an!”

REMAIN INDOORS

It’s the only way to preserve our way of life. We had to do this.

Successfully shits

I see you in here, spider.

You’re not my frickin’ supervisor!

awww got dang i done told you if you don’t stop with all the frickin swears i’m gonna have Steve write you the heck up

If this had been an actual shitpost, you would have been instructed where to stick your antenna (up yer bumhole) to recieve more dank memes.

HOLLY SHIT! Holy Shit! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! This Shits real! Ok, Ok remain calm remember your training: