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How many hands long do they get?

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  • S StrongHorseWeakNeigh

    And at least Americans use a consistent system of measures. Not the weird half breed that the UK uses.

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    mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    fucking stones.

    they measure thing in stones, still. the uk acts all uppity about metric shit and still uses imperial garbage variably all over.

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      Chozo
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      This is offensively incorrect.

      Deer are closer to 1.75 bicycles tall.

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        takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The ironic thing is that the imperial system comes from Britain. It’s just that US decided to keep it.

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        • S StrongHorseWeakNeigh

          And at least Americans use a consistent system of measures. Not the weird half breed that the UK uses.

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          acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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          the more metric the better. in that regard, the UK is better than the US. of course, both are inferior to any other country which only uses the metric system

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            dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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            This is useful information that tells you how many hamberders a deer corpse can make

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              dellish@lemmy.world
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              One Imperial deer is 1.74832 bicycles. If you’re going to use a retarded system, you must also use retarded significant figures.

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                Elvith Ma'for
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                Maybe they’re as tall as bicycles are long?

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                • T texasdrunk@lemmy.world
                  1. But don’t be fooled. Between brain, bones, and waste you’ll only get get 200 double quarter pounders out of them. A little more if you add beef or pork fat to make them juicy.

                  ETA: I have no fucking clue what is going on with the formatting.

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                  NoneOfUrBusiness
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                  X. is what Lemmy uses for numbered lists. So

                  1. Stuff
                  2. Stuff
                  3. Stuff

                  Becomes

                  1. Stuff
                  2. Stuff
                  3. Stuff

                  To avoid that you could write 400\. rather than 400.

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                    texasdrunk@lemmy.world
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                    Ha, yeah. I wasn’t thinking about it. It’ll just stay as a list starting with 400 then.

                    You’re awesome for letting me know for next time.

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                    • T takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      The ironic thing is that the imperial system comes from Britain. It’s just that US decided to keep it.

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                      kameecoding@lemmy.world
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                      So same as soccer

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                      • C cmdr_horn@lemmy.world

                        French invented metric system…

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                        nialv7@lemmy.world
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                        And legally America does use the metric system…

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                        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM mojofrododojo@lemmy.world

                          yeah this is imperial washing. they setup a colony and left it with an antiquated system of measures, then cheated off their neighbor for a better one.

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                          deckname@discuss.tchncs.de
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                          And the worst part is, they didn’t even adopt it completely. They were not even going the complete mile.

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                          • A acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org

                            the more metric the better. in that regard, the UK is better than the US. of course, both are inferior to any other country which only uses the metric system

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                            deckname@discuss.tchncs.de
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                            Are there any? E.g. here in Germany we use kcal instead of kJ for food energy density. Also horsepower is used instead of W for engines. But for the most part we use only metric.

                            I’m wondering if there are countries where they completely conform to the metric system.

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                            • A acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org

                              the more metric the better. in that regard, the UK is better than the US. of course, both are inferior to any other country which only uses the metric system

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                              impound4017@sh.itjust.works
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                              If I might make an argument for the imperial system? I’ll acknowledge that it is bad, particularly from a scientific perspective, but one advantage that imperial has over metric is its use case for human related issues. Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters (this ignores decimeters, but I’ve literally never seen anyone use decimeters in my entire life). Another good example is temperature. Celsius is more objective, but when dealing with the standard sorts of temperatures humans are generally concerned with, Fahrenheit gives you more granularity within that range.

                              All that is to say: If I’m at work and someone uses imperial for an official measurement, I’m putting my fist through the drywall, but from a day to day perspective, I actually prefer imperial.

                              Also, the mile is fucking indefensible. I’ll happily leave all 5280 of its feet out to rot.

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                              • T texasdrunk@lemmy.world
                                1. But don’t be fooled. Between brain, bones, and waste you’ll only get get 200 double quarter pounders out of them. A little more if you add beef or pork fat to make them juicy.

                                ETA: I have no fucking clue what is going on with the formatting.

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                                Rose
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                                Easiest way to avoid formatting the list is to put a backslash before the dot:

                                12345\. Blah blah...
                                

                                This was a common problem in Reddit in NaNoWriMo when people posted their daily wordcounts and what they had been doing.

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                                • deckname@discuss.tchncs.deD deckname@discuss.tchncs.de

                                  And the worst part is, they didn’t even adopt it completely. They were not even going the complete mile.

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                                  damage@slrpnk.net
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                                  Oh, you!

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                                  • I impound4017@sh.itjust.works

                                    If I might make an argument for the imperial system? I’ll acknowledge that it is bad, particularly from a scientific perspective, but one advantage that imperial has over metric is its use case for human related issues. Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters (this ignores decimeters, but I’ve literally never seen anyone use decimeters in my entire life). Another good example is temperature. Celsius is more objective, but when dealing with the standard sorts of temperatures humans are generally concerned with, Fahrenheit gives you more granularity within that range.

                                    All that is to say: If I’m at work and someone uses imperial for an official measurement, I’m putting my fist through the drywall, but from a day to day perspective, I actually prefer imperial.

                                    Also, the mile is fucking indefensible. I’ll happily leave all 5280 of its feet out to rot.

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                                    damage@slrpnk.net
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                                    Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters

                                    Hard disagree. The centimeter is the best measurement there is for everyday stuff, you can easily express both round values or weird ones, and don’t need to switch between two scales as you do with feet and inches (and the stupid fact that there’s 12 inches in a feet, wtf). Meters are for distances.

                                    (this ignores decimeters, but I’ve literally never seen anyone use decimeters in my entire life)

                                    BECAUSE THE METRIC SYSTEM IS DECIMAL AND YOU DON’T NEED STUPID CHANGES BETWEEN UNITS, MOST PEOPLE JUST SAY TEN CENTIMETERS!

                                    Celsius is more objective, but when dealing with the standard sorts of temperatures humans are generally concerned with, Fahrenheit gives you more granularity within that range.

                                    If you’re measuring ambient temperature, 99% of the time being more precise than 1°C is pointless, in a room you may have more variance than that from a corner to another, same goes for outside. For things where you need better precision you sure as hell wouldn’t be using the imperial system, and you could instead take advantage of this neat trick called DECIMALS.

                                    Edit: addendum for everyday convenience: buying shit at the supermarket. The label expresses price per kilo but the packaging is in grams? You don’t even need to think about it. Drinks? They can even mix litres and kilos, no problem, the difference would be below negligible.
                                    Here in Italy we usually ask for meat cuts in “etti”, aka hecto grams aka 100grams, so I look at a cut, I see it’s 35€/kg, I ask for 3 etti, immediately know it’ll be 10.5€ (ALSO BECAUSE SALES TAX IS INCLUDED ON THE LABEL FFS)

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                                    • K kameecoding@lemmy.world

                                      So same as soccer

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                                      Javi
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                                      Soccer was only ever a nickname tbf, It stood for a(socc)iation football.

                                      I guess an equivalent would be like calling your police the bobby force.

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                                      • T takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                        The ironic thing is that the imperial system comes from Britain. It’s just that US decided to keep it.

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                                        berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world
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                                        The imperial system and the US customary system are different for volume and weight

                                        Also, the metric system is french.

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                                        • K kameecoding@lemmy.world

                                          So same as soccer

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                                          berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world
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                                          Called football everywhere except north America where you use the term football for the game you play with your hands…

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