I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?

Is that the breast you can do?

They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

You used too much milk

With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

… Then go full cookie monster.

Those are titties

How dare his shitpost be shitty?

2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.

OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.

Eye don’t see the issue

Oh no, some shit got in my shit post, however will we deal with his inhumane travesty.

There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.

Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

Mmm…did you tho??

you could call them cup cakes

D-cupcakes.

“eye ball” cookies

These would pair well with vaginger snaps

Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

Just save them for the adult party.

My eyes are down here