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I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween

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  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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    moosetwin
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    SCP-597

    ::: spoiler unrelated note
    that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
    :::

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    • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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      fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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      #26

      No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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      • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

        They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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        treczoks@lemmy.world
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        They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…

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        • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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          ddplf@szmer.info
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          What are these, cookies for infants?

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          • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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            waitthisisntreddit@lemmy.world
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            Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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            • B bdot@lemmy.world

              you could call them cup cakes

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              sam_bass@lemmy.world
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              B cup cakes

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              • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                daggermoon@lemmy.world
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                those are some suckable cookies

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                • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                  raiderkev@lemmy.world
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                  Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

                  Youtube Video

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                  • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                    manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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                    Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                      agent641@lemmy.world
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                      Everything reminds me of her

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                        ckmnstr@lemmy.world
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                        #35

                        I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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                          billwashere
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                          Now you just need some milk.

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                          • moosetwinM moosetwin

                            SCP-597

                            ::: spoiler unrelated note
                            that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
                            :::

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                            kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
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                            That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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                              Mom! This post doesn’t reach my extremely high quality that I require for the label of turd!

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                              SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                              I do apologize for having standards.

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                                i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world
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                                Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

                                You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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                                  Nabisco™ Tits.

                                  “Hey, I think these things are responding!”

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                                  Betcha didn’t know

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                                  • D ddplf@szmer.info

                                    What are these, cookies for infants?

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                                    assassinatedbycia@lemmy.world
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                                    I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

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                                    • mickey7@lemmy.worldM mickey7@lemmy.world
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                                      deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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                                      Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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                                      • M manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml

                                        Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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                                        potoooooooo ☑️
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                                        I recommend blue or purple.

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                                        • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD daggermoon@lemmy.world

                                          those are some suckable cookies

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                                          potoooooooo ☑️
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                                          It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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