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    whatsherbucket@lemmy.world
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    I had a joke about IKEA, but I’m still putting it together.

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      hodrobond@lemmy.world
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      And a normal hex key for assembly

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        rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I had an extra first item

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          And a normal hex key for assembly

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          a_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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          I feel like a significant opportunity was missed there.

          edit: oh, it was too subtle for me to notice

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            That’s what their stuff always looks like when I put it together

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              And a normal hex key for assembly

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              ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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              I think it’s still a reality bending hex key, you can see both faces on each end

              Unless that’s just how you see hex keys, then more power to you! Or less power? I don’t know how to talk to 4th dimensional beings yet I’m sorry

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                I had an extra first item

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                visc@lemmy.world
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                An extra 1/3 or an extra 1/4?

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                • I ironfacebuster@lemmy.world

                  I think it’s still a reality bending hex key, you can see both faces on each end

                  Unless that’s just how you see hex keys, then more power to you! Or less power? I don’t know how to talk to 4th dimensional beings yet I’m sorry

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                  hodrobond@lemmy.world
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                  Ah, touche, didnt realize I could see both ends of it 🙃

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                    u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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                    I am guessing Jeblo is also an explicit way to say exploded in Polish.

                    Related to the Polish mines that were found at IKEA

                    According to the reports, soldiers failed to unload part of the train carrying over 1,000 tons of explosives in total, and the anti-tank mines continued to circulate around the country before they went missing.

                    Officials apparently became aware of the problem when the weapons were found sitting in the IKEA warehouse, at which point someone called the military to ask “when they would collect their mines.”

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                      notarobot@lemmy.zip
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                      The famous 3 by 4

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                      • V visc@lemmy.world

                        An extra 1/3 or an extra 1/4?

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                        rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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                        Yes and also no

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                          filthyshrooms@lemmy.world
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                          Anyone have spare infinity nuts? Mine came with -7 instead

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                          • R rozz@lemmy.sdf.org

                            Yes and also no

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                            visc@lemmy.world
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                            I guess it depends on how you look at it!

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                              dannymac@sh.itjust.works
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                              See, it seems like a good deal, but what they don’t tell you is that you need to purchase an extra dimension too and getting that installed is a huge pain in the ass!

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