Husband material

Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

whats 9+5

that’d be 13, duh

How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?

I cringe harder at people saying “daddy” during coitus.

Wait. Is that something that actually happens? I thought it was a porn thing. I’m not from an English speaking country so it doesn’t happen here

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We call each other “baby love” sometimes, because we saw a guy on 90 day fiance call their partner that and it was so cringe-inducing that we started saying it ironically. Somewhere down the line that irony kinda faded though…

I don’t know if I trust your answer based on your username

There’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript

My last apartment had pretty thin walls… could always hear my neighbors going at it. Obviously one couple doesn’t speak to the whole population but there’s plenty other examples on the web we can find, I’m sure.