Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand

should have 2 pink keys

Fix your lock so it uses the same key.

And I straight up thought the brown one was made out of chocolate…

woah woah woah there. transitioning your locks is illegal in some states. (/s)

It took me a second to get this because I initially just thought it was a pink and black key set, and I was just thinking it was a badass colorscheme. But no, that is brown…

P.S., I hope you have a second copy of the front door key.

Wait are you serious?

What’s the gold one for?

woosh. no. not serious.

Life Pro Tip: Dip it twice for better coating!

the shower

This. New cylinders aren’t that expensive and they take about 20 seconds to replace.

Other way around

Urethra

That sounds great

It looks exactly like chocolate. The color & texture check out.

Should I change my butthole to a pussy or my pussy to a butthole?

That’s not sounding that great to me

PSA: Don’t ever upload photos of your keys. A key is just a PIN, where the height of each tooth is a digit of the PIN. So if you share a photo of your key, you are sharing the PIN and anyone can create a copy of your key.

The sounding that makes me produce the same sounds as the pins in a lock when you slide the key in.

After you take 10 thousand showers you unlock the golden one.