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Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

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    freshparsnip@lemmy.ca
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    I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day

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      empireoflove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The youngun’s call winter “cuffing season” for a reason.

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        quinnycoded@sh.itjust.works
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        oh that’s why I have 4 birthdays in my family this week

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          twobeesan@lemmy.world
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          #23

          Normies. Your parents fucked like squares. Not like me. Pristine. Delivered by a stork. Still came out of the womb just so I could ruin something.

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            There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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            twobeesan@lemmy.world
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            Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing

            Voting begins now

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              bakedtaint@lemmy.world
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              This is why I keep it to 0 friends

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                9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.

                So let’s see… That’s… December. Oh. I guess it still is winter.

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                  Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing

                  Voting begins now

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                  Cracking a window and then still getting sweaty in the freezing air so you end up catching a cold.

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                    dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                    https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/births.htm

                    Tl;Dr August is the most common birth month, but not by enough to actually mean any significant trend. You’re talking a lead of a thousand births in a nation with 365 million people.

                    It’s slightly more common to be born in the last six months of the year, again, not in any significant amount.

                    Your shitposting is factually inaccurate and should be booed!

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                      9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.

                      So let’s see… That’s… December. Oh. I guess it still is winter.

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                      ngdev
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                      in the northern hemisphere december is winter, but september is certainly not a winter month in any hemisphere. so “i guess it still is winter” is an odd thing to say

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                        BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                        nah my parents were just like “hey, the month and day have the same number wanna go for another?”

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                          9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.

                          So let’s see… That’s… December. Oh. I guess it still is winter.

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                          BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                          december is barely a winter month. we need to shift our calendar so the new year starts on the solstice and we get a new month then too.

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