Scheherazade famously delayed her execution by King Shahryar via telling him compelling stories night after night, for 1,000 nights

Scheherazade famously delayed her execution by King Shahryar via telling him compelling stories night after night, for 1,000 nights.
I was just telling someone that I could easily do that, too.
Except each narrative would actually be: "And here's another thing that annoys me..."