Plump prophet proved perfectly precise

/c/dontstickthatinyourass

Probably better in your ass than your mouth.

Why can’t some people resist putting things in every orifice? There’s gotta be some innate drive to do this. Does anyone here relate? What’s the attraction? I want to understand. Seeing weird-shaped things is clearly appealing somehow.

Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?

All our ancestors who were squeamish about inserting new things into every orifice eventually starved and died off.

Can confirm. Not squeamish per se, but not interested in putting things into any holes (other than food in mouth, and even that’s a pretty weak drive) and I’m definitely not passing on my shit genes, so.

It’s really good juice