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boooo this alien fucking sucks. dying immediately for no reason is a definite skill issue. #monsterdon
first rule of alien encounters: tell no one and lead them directly back to your house #monsterdon
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first rule of alien encounters: tell no one and lead them directly back to your house #monsterdon
excuse me professor what the fuck do you mean we're going to talk to it with geometry, and why aren't you in bed? #monsterdon
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first rule of alien encounters: tell no one and lead them directly back to your house #monsterdon
@jonny I didn't love how the scientist referred to his own speculation as a "theory", but I liked the reporter's kind impulse to try to fix his breathing hose. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX
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excuse me professor what the fuck do you mean we're going to talk to it with geometry, and why aren't you in bed? #monsterdon
go to sleep everyone i'll just go ahead and derive a universal language from geometry and i'll fill you in tomorrow #monsterdon
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go to sleep everyone i'll just go ahead and derive a universal language from geometry and i'll fill you in tomorrow #monsterdon
second rule of alien encounters: continue to tell nobody, assume they will turn you into a god, and kidnap them
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second rule of alien encounters: continue to tell nobody, assume they will turn you into a god, and kidnap them
#monsterdonmy dogs go get backup what the fuck #monsterdon
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my dogs go get backup what the fuck #monsterdon
bro not moments ago you were saying that you knew for certain the alien was fine because it was an intelligent creature and you were going to do some geometry together. you can't play the 'fundamentally unpredictable alien lifeform' card anymore #monsterdon
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bro not moments ago you were saying that you knew for certain the alien was fine because it was an intelligent creature and you were going to do some geometry together. you can't play the 'fundamentally unpredictable alien lifeform' card anymore #monsterdon
if this guy would stop narrating to himself in his own interal monologue for one second to call back to his newspaper and be like "hey can you send me a couple more guys down here there are aliens" #monsterdon
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if this guy would stop narrating to himself in his own interal monologue for one second to call back to his newspaper and be like "hey can you send me a couple more guys down here there are aliens" #monsterdon
they gave the alien about 2 minutes of screen time so they could fit in 15 minutes of "scottish people saying things" #monsterdon
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they gave the alien about 2 minutes of screen time so they could fit in 15 minutes of "scottish people saying things" #monsterdon
oh sure so every scottish person just trying to making an honest living by robbing american bikers is a glassy eyed alien slave, right #monsterdon
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oh sure so every scottish person just trying to making an honest living by robbing american bikers is a glassy eyed alien slave, right #monsterdon
@jonny Amazingly this sentence makes sense...
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oh sure so every scottish person just trying to making an honest living by robbing american bikers is a glassy eyed alien slave, right #monsterdon
on september 17th the aliens are gonna slide by earth, see that their scout has mind controlled only 5 people while the earth people's military is mounting a response, and just cruise on by #monsterdon
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on september 17th the aliens are gonna slide by earth, see that their scout has mind controlled only 5 people while the earth people's military is mounting a response, and just cruise on by #monsterdon
9 minutes is enough time for a self-contained alien action climax and retconning a story into the movie, if only they don't get bogged down in the protagonist saying one hundred million lines about nothing #monsterdon
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9 minutes is enough time for a self-contained alien action climax and retconning a story into the movie, if only they don't get bogged down in the protagonist saying one hundred million lines about nothing #monsterdon
your mind control ray fucking sucks if people can just talk normally and disobey your orders while they're in it #monsterdon
