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    ozfive@lemmy.world
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      sendmephotos@lemmy.world
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      Spicy food will do that

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        Mambo

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          I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥

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            savindwhales@lemmy.world
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            Loo Bega - Man, blew a No. 5

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              Rob T Firefly
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              This is not my favorite Doctor Who episode.

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                dwemthy@lemmy.world
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                Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets

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                  aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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                  Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.

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                    mtpender
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                    In the immortal words of Kenny

                    “This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”

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                      He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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                        krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                        When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?

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                          chessmasterrex@lemmy.world
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                          Too many White Castles

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                            formfiller@lemmy.world
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                            Trump tower in a just world

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                              Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets

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                              felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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                              I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire

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                                i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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                                Someone had a giant blue.

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                                  betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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                                  Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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                                    capricorn_geriatric@lemmy.world
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                                    Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                                    What are four and five, then?

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                                      Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                                      What are four and five, then?

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                                      ekZepp
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                                      All shot together with five apparently. 💥

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                                        He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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                                        howabt2day@futurology.today
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                                        FukuShrimpA

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                                        • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                                          Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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                                          lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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                                          Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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