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Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

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  • S spikespaz@programming.dev

    Analyze the form factor of toilet. Is it one of those round ones that’s sized for potty-training a child? Emergencies only. The bowl deep enough and water low enough? Push dick down with one hand, hope Poseidon doesn’t kiss your willy. Stand up far to wipe, don’t sit down too fast. Try not to piss under the seat.

    Prefer to avoid public restrooms for shits, stand up to pee.

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    juliebean@lemmy.zip
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    i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?

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    • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

      Dum dum what do you think men do when we lift the toilet seat? Stop thinking about “ew I have to touch the toilet” and just stop policing ppl shitting. Fucking repedocan mindset rules for thee not for me. But you can’t imagine a world where you have to do what others do.

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      tomi000@lemmy.world
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      Maybe you like touching toilet seats. Some people dont and I dont see why I should force them to.

      Also do you even read what youre writing? “Have to do what others do” equals “have to do something an other person forces me to because of their fucking lazy ass” in your mind? How entitled can you get. Please stop spreading conservative bullshit your manly man grandpa taught you.

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        i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?

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        spikespaz@programming.dev
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        The seat is the problem not the water. You have to make a choice with some variety of toilets, touch the seat or get splashed. Obviously try to stay far enough away from both, but the point is, standing up is far easier than playing this game.

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        • T tomi000@lemmy.world

          Maybe you like touching toilet seats. Some people dont and I dont see why I should force them to.

          Also do you even read what youre writing? “Have to do what others do” equals “have to do something an other person forces me to because of their fucking lazy ass” in your mind? How entitled can you get. Please stop spreading conservative bullshit your manly man grandpa taught you.

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          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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          And you so fucking self centered and petty that I doubt you’ll have a man in your house to fight over a SEAT POSITION. Buy a dog die alone.

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          • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

            And you so fucking self centered and petty that I doubt you’ll have a man in your house to fight over a SEAT POSITION. Buy a dog die alone.

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            tomi000@lemmy.world
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            Youre really using me as a mirror arent you? I wish you well and that you may find the strength to overcome your arrogance.

            Btw Im a man with a wife and just a shred of empathy, thats why we dont fight about the seat position. But sure, keep feeling superior for making people touch your piss. Sad.

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            • T tomi000@lemmy.world

              Youre really using me as a mirror arent you? I wish you well and that you may find the strength to overcome your arrogance.

              Btw Im a man with a wife and just a shred of empathy, thats why we dont fight about the seat position. But sure, keep feeling superior for making people touch your piss. Sad.

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              beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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              Dude no one believes you. Just go pee sitting down. You clearly a woman.

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              • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                Dude no one believes you. Just go pee sitting down. You clearly a woman.

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                tomi000@lemmy.world
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                I dont really care if you believe me. Keep deluding yourself in every way. It doesnt make my points any more or less valid.

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                • potoooooooo ☑️I potoooooooo ☑️

                  Because it’s so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It’s fine.

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                  mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                  ok ok shit… being responsible for my mess is the upright thing to do. time for depends.

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                  • E entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                    Thats a spicy take. You know the seat being down is more than convenience, right? It’s extremely unhygienic to flush an open toilet let alone the dangers of small children falling in. I recognize a public space is less likely to have a child small enough and unattended to worry significantly about.

                    We live in a society and all that. Personal responsibility only works if you err on the side of caution. If there is a default setting to a toilet seat and cover it would be down and closed. Otherwise, why put one on at all.

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                    bigchunga
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                    The seat is not what closes a toilet. That’s the lid and it’s not even mentioned on the sign.

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                      djehuti@programming.dev
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                      Lid up -> cats drink toilet water

                      Lid down -> no toilet-face cats

                      (Seat down because lid is down)

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