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    DagwoodIII
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    I like how in the old comics they’d give the superhero some weakness that would negate their powers.

    For Green Lantern it was the color yellow. For the Martian Manhunter it was fire. For Wonder Woman it was being tied up.*

    *Wasn’t sure if I remembered it right so I did a search. Over a million entries for ‘Wonder Woman tied up.’ Lotta comic fans out there.

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    • NightlightN Nightlight

      When there was only one set of footprints in the sand its because you were strong enough to walk alone

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      fateofthecrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Or it’s because they walk single-file to hide their numbers.

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        Maeve
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        Every man and every woman is a star.
        Every number is infinite; there is no difference.

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        • F fateofthecrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone

          Or it’s because they walk single-file to hide their numbers.

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          toynbee@lemmy.world
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          Maybe one of them was Good King Wenceslas.

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          • A YappyMonotheist

            I’m one of God’s weak soldiers and I relate, although I’m sure He wouldn’t mock our weakness, lol. This is why it’s important to be empathetic and have a softer approach to people as much as we can afford it!

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            onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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            Mocking our weakness would be very on brand for the abrahamic god.

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            • F fateofthecrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone

              Or it’s because they walk single-file to hide their numbers.

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              aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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              And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

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                etherwhack@lemmy.world
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                Just like asking someone with a walker to run around the block.

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                  Atelopus-zeteki
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                  Maybe the “battle” and “soldier” memes are an outgrowth of the military industrial complex, and just maybe we’d be better off abandoning them.

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                    paultimate14@lemmy.world
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                    For a long time I was confused by two seemingly separate pieces of information.

                    1. The majority of people I seem to interact with seem to act like communications are effortless. “Just pick up the phone”. “It’s just an email”.

                    2. Most communications I get are terrible. Like, the number of times I need to restrain myself from typing “as I mentioned in the email below” is insane, or how often I send an email with a bulleted list of issues that need to be addressed and the response only addresses a fraction of them while the rest are ignores.

                    Then I realized that most people are stupid, casual, and oblivious. They put very little effort into communications, so while they seem so easy and effortless they are harming the quality of that communication.

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                    • P paultimate14@lemmy.world

                      For a long time I was confused by two seemingly separate pieces of information.

                      1. The majority of people I seem to interact with seem to act like communications are effortless. “Just pick up the phone”. “It’s just an email”.

                      2. Most communications I get are terrible. Like, the number of times I need to restrain myself from typing “as I mentioned in the email below” is insane, or how often I send an email with a bulleted list of issues that need to be addressed and the response only addresses a fraction of them while the rest are ignores.

                      Then I realized that most people are stupid, casual, and oblivious. They put very little effort into communications, so while they seem so easy and effortless they are harming the quality of that communication.

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                      kopasz7@sh.itjust.works
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                      Average neurodivergent-neurotypical interaction:

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                        jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                        I think those predate the MIC, and even written language. See e.g. The Epic of Gilgamesh.

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                        • P paultimate14@lemmy.world

                          For a long time I was confused by two seemingly separate pieces of information.

                          1. The majority of people I seem to interact with seem to act like communications are effortless. “Just pick up the phone”. “It’s just an email”.

                          2. Most communications I get are terrible. Like, the number of times I need to restrain myself from typing “as I mentioned in the email below” is insane, or how often I send an email with a bulleted list of issues that need to be addressed and the response only addresses a fraction of them while the rest are ignores.

                          Then I realized that most people are stupid, casual, and oblivious. They put very little effort into communications, so while they seem so easy and effortless they are harming the quality of that communication.

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                          mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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                          this is a good point. people don’t think about it, so it doesn’t bother them

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                          • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

                            I think those predate the MIC, and even written language. See e.g. The Epic of Gilgamesh.

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                            mycelialmass@lemmy.world
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                            Ya we were having battles and shit before humans were humans (i.e. pre Homo sapien)

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                              venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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                              Oh fuck it’s the lemmy shitpost police

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                              • M mycelialmass@lemmy.world

                                Ya we were having battles and shit before humans were humans (i.e. pre Homo sapien)

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                                Atelopus-zeteki
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                                Gee, maybe we can be done with it, since we’ve been doing it so long, and it’s had so many adverse consequences?

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                                • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

                                  I think those predate the MIC, and even written language. See e.g. The Epic of Gilgamesh.

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                                  BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                                  it goes deeper than we thought!

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                                  • D DagwoodIII

                                    I like how in the old comics they’d give the superhero some weakness that would negate their powers.

                                    For Green Lantern it was the color yellow. For the Martian Manhunter it was fire. For Wonder Woman it was being tied up.*

                                    *Wasn’t sure if I remembered it right so I did a search. Over a million entries for ‘Wonder Woman tied up.’ Lotta comic fans out there.

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                                    neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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                                    WWs creator was a fairly well known bondage enthusiast. It’s not a secret, the only mystery is why DC decided to make it a part of her canon lore, even to this day.

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                                    • N neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works

                                      WWs creator was a fairly well known bondage enthusiast. It’s not a secret, the only mystery is why DC decided to make it a part of her canon lore, even to this day.

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                                      potoooooooo ☑️
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                                      I don’t know, that kind of makes her cooler to me. She’s always been kinda like “the girly Superman” to me (I know, I know, Supergirl, etc…). She’s just…bleh. Boring. But I was always an X-Men and Batman kid. And The Tick!

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                                      • K kopasz7@sh.itjust.works

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                                        idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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                                        I always say: if it’s worth doing a half assed job, it’s worth stressing out about for days

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                                        • P paultimate14@lemmy.world

                                          For a long time I was confused by two seemingly separate pieces of information.

                                          1. The majority of people I seem to interact with seem to act like communications are effortless. “Just pick up the phone”. “It’s just an email”.

                                          2. Most communications I get are terrible. Like, the number of times I need to restrain myself from typing “as I mentioned in the email below” is insane, or how often I send an email with a bulleted list of issues that need to be addressed and the response only addresses a fraction of them while the rest are ignores.

                                          Then I realized that most people are stupid, casual, and oblivious. They put very little effort into communications, so while they seem so easy and effortless they are harming the quality of that communication.

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                                          laranis@lemmy.zip
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                                          This applies to so many facets of life. It is only hard if you care. Like parenting.

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