Terrible sad news for me.

Terrible sad news for me.

I just watched an excellent video on transvestigators by Jammidodger. And it revealed something I never knew, so I have to bring it to you in great sadness.

You see, I promise you I *thought* I was trans. I thought I remembered saying to my mum when I was 4, "But I am a girl!" and she punished me for saying something so silly.

So I was massively surprised when I followed the careful Very Scientific Standards of the transevestigators, and discovered...I'm really a CIS woman!

I honestly had no idea. I just wish my bottom surgeon had TOLD me, rather than taking my money to remove my OEM vag, and give me a neovag. It seems like that would have been something he'd have commented on. But I guess he was just ripping me off.

But yes, I checked the metrics. My clavicle is distressingly V-shaped. My shoulders are only 2.5 of my heads wide. My ring finger is shorter than my index finger. On BOTH HANDS! Surely proof as convincing as this can't be wrong?

Anyway, there are a bunch more, and all of them are telling me without hesitation that I'm a cis woman.

Which I suspect my mother will be very happy to hear, if probably a bit confused. She was never happy with my being a trans woman, so now I can relieve her stress.

However, it does mean I have to retire from my role as elder for the trans community.

I'm deeply sorry for having misled you so appallingly. I do promise I thought I was trans in good faith!

But no, alas. I'm just a boring bog-standard cis woman.

So, goodbye trans community! I've loved being among you, felt very at home, but obviously since I'm cis, I need to go and find some GC people to help take away your rights.

I really do like y'all, though. Maybe I'll try not to be too competent as a GC campaigner. I know it'll make me stand out, as they're all such great thinkers and logicians and biologists and doctors.

So yeah. I guess this is goodbye.

Thanks for the mammaries.