To stay safe I've always done this

Counterpoint: The Kuru prion cannot be destroyed unless heated to 900F/500C+ for several hours, at which point the rest of the meat will be overcooked.

Unless you like your billionaire with a side of neurodegenerative disease.

I don’t want to cook them, I want to vaporize them. Or, hurl them through the atmosphere at mach cunt

Whoa. That’s fast as cunt.

You’ve encountered a wild Australian.

Old food doesn’t get edible by cooking. While cooking kills bacteria and fungi that might make you sick, it doesn’t remove the toxins that bacteria and fungi have produced in the food.

Prion diseases aren’t preventable with cooking…

God knows why. Because he’s a hateful bitch, I guess. Keeping all the yummy brain jello for himself I bet.