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  • R rampantparanoia2365@lemmy.world

    Is Git Hub not considered a cloud? Why does it matter where one stores files, what does that have to do with ability? Or is this really about developing the technology, and in turn provoking said fear in people? (I am not a developer)

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    tempest@lemmy.ca
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    GitHub is code social media not hosting.

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    • N nikls94@lemmy.world

      looks at license agreement

      No you don’t.

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      cheloxin@lemmy.ml
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      Uhh, I absolutely do own the hardware that is the computer.

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      • R rampantparanoia2365@lemmy.world

        Is Git Hub not considered a cloud? Why does it matter where one stores files, what does that have to do with ability? Or is this really about developing the technology, and in turn provoking said fear in people? (I am not a developer)

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        ullallulloo@civilloquy.com
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        #32

        GitHub is kind of a cloud service, but it isn’t a server host. Cloud development is just more…abstracted than traditional web development. Instead of controlling a computer and choosing how to store files and managing ports and firewalls and making backups and serving requests and redirecting to closer servers and making sure you have enough computing power but not too much computing power and all that stuff, you instead just give Amazon/Microsoft/Google your code and data and pay them to do all that for you.

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        • B brkdncr@lemmy.world

          I’d be afraid of anyone referencing “c:\users” too.

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          nasan@sopuli.xyz
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          /mnt/c/Users/ user checking in.

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          • appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.comA appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

            I’d say it’s about cloud techs being “scared” of the local storage.
            As it’s usually linux on servers and windows on-prem workstations I’d say it’s them being scared of storing anything locally.

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            potatoesfall@discuss.tchncs.de
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            That would make sense if it didn’t use a Windows file path 😄

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            • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgD dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org

              “c:\users”? what? c:?

              so it isnt a: anymore?

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              VeganPizza69 Ⓥ
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              A: was for saving 💾.

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              • katy  ✨C katy ✨

                i do all my coding in c:\documents and settings

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                soleinvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                All my programs install straight into c:, directories are for the weak.

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                  jankatarch@lemmy.world
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                  I love cloud IDEs. I love being unable to setup anything to my liking. I love using the slowest most inefficient defaults they have for us. I love being unable to code without logging in into a website. I love never learning 90% of the technologies I will be using daily and all the problems that come with it.

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                  • soleinvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS soleinvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                    All my programs install straight into c:, directories are for the weak.

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                    katy ✨
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                    arrange all programs by penis

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                      beeng@discuss.tchncs.de
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                      XDG dirs please and thank you

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