Do you truly believe that this is a human being?

So is that dude suggesting that dolphins aren’t people? I don’t care much for football or even Miami, but I am still pretty sure Miami Dolphins are still human.

The Dolphins don’t care much for football, either.

“You’re not a human ‘til you’re in my phone book.”

—Bill Hicks

and clearly, humans despise miami

No, Miami dolphins are still dolphins, and not human. A dolphin is a dolphin regardless of its location.

The Miami Dolphins are still Miami Dolphins, and therefore are the Dolphins.

Goddamn semantic satiation bout to kick in hard.

So then what do we classify the Miami Hurricanes as. Their name alludes they are a storm, their mascot on the other hand that they are very brave and or stupid enough to not move out of the way of a hurricane with haste.

You misspelt his middle name.

It’s Charlie “human fountain” Kirk.

Badum pssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Unexpected but appreciated Roundabout

I love this video so much. I’ve watched it like thirty times and I giggle at the lost look at the crowd he does. It’s so good.

Grade A trolling

Heh the look of a tombstone when he realize he got trolled.

Indeed. That’s really (chef’s kiss)

Personally I’m ready to get to know the next asshole this way.