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Do you truly believe that this is a human being?

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    thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    “You’re not a human ‘til you’re in my phone book.”

    —Bill Hicks

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    • potoooooooo ☑️I potoooooooo ☑️

      The Dolphins don’t care much for football, either.

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      mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      and clearly, humans despise miami

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      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

        So is that dude suggesting that dolphins aren’t people? I don’t care much for football or even Miami, but I am still pretty sure Miami Dolphins are still human.

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        don
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        No, Miami dolphins are still dolphins, and not human. A dolphin is a dolphin regardless of its location.

        The Miami Dolphins are still Miami Dolphins, and therefore are the Dolphins.

        Goddamn semantic satiation bout to kick in hard.

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        • donD don

          No, Miami dolphins are still dolphins, and not human. A dolphin is a dolphin regardless of its location.

          The Miami Dolphins are still Miami Dolphins, and therefore are the Dolphins.

          Goddamn semantic satiation bout to kick in hard.

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          lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          So then what do we classify the Miami Hurricanes as. Their name alludes they are a storm, their mascot on the other hand that they are very brave and or stupid enough to not move out of the way of a hurricane with haste.

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          • M mienshao@lemmy.world

            I so desperately miss early last week when I didn’t know who charlie “dead loser boy” kirk was

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            thepyropython@lemmy.world
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            You misspelt his middle name.

            It’s Charlie “human fountain” Kirk.

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            • T thepyropython@lemmy.world

              You misspelt his middle name.

              It’s Charlie “human fountain” Kirk.

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              proprietary_blend@lemmy.world
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              Badum pssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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                universalbasicjustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Unexpected but appreciated Roundabout

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                  Pope-King Joe
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                  I love this video so much. I’ve watched it like thirty times and I giggle at the lost look at the crowd he does. It’s so good.

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                  • Pope-King JoeP Pope-King Joe

                    I love this video so much. I’ve watched it like thirty times and I giggle at the lost look at the crowd he does. It’s so good.

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                    whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works
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                    Grade A trolling

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                      psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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                      Heh the look of a tombstone when he realize he got trolled.

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                      • U universalbasicjustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                        Unexpected but appreciated Roundabout

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                        skarn@discuss.tchncs.de
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                        Indeed. That’s really (chef’s kiss)

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                        • M mienshao@lemmy.world

                          I so desperately miss early last week when I didn’t know who charlie “dead loser boy” kirk was

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                          venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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                          Personally I’m ready to get to know the next asshole this way.

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