Genuinely prepared to be a bit more evil if someone can pay me for it.

Genuinely prepared to be a bit more evil if someone can pay me for it. I'm basically at 4% evil now. We can really crank that baby up before seeing any material negative effects. I'm not talking Bezos. I've worked it out and comparative wealth-wise I only need to be 0.000416493128% of most evil man alive, Bezos. That's nothing. What's that - not hold a door open for an elderly person one time? I could do that for a million. I'm sure Bezos wouldn't miss 0.000416493128% of his wealth. What does that mean to him? If we equate it to body mass - maybe one fingernail clipping? Not even a toenail. I'm just asking for a small Bezos clipping. I'll even stop saying he's the most evil man alive. Can someone get in touch with Bezos and ask him? I'm sure he's fine and not a tremendous piece of shit who must be stopped at any cost before the braying fool destroys humanity through greed. Hooray for Bezos.