Outsourcing is 🔑 to success in Business

Finally an answer to “who shit my pants?” It was the pants shitter that i hired

Media literacy not only fails the conservatives.

I play a pretty good straight-man, but he nails it. Take me more than one take to spit that with a straight face.

I had muted while at work so didn’t even listen so what ever

And his name is Andrew Hamilton, if anyone is wondering.

I think my wife could agree with this ideology. But I have to check.

Damn he played that so straight. I’m really good at saying silly shit with a straight face but I don’t think I could’ve gotten through that without cracking.

I’ve gone one step further: my wife’s boyfriend fucks my wife for free, meaning it costs me nothing to keep working at my business.

Interestingly he mostly laughs about everything

And Hammo’s laugh is silly!

Ours pays US! How bout that?! Now my wife’s shopping isn’t cutting into MY revenue stream and I can really focus on growing my business around the cuckold, I mean clock. It’s a real win-win-win, feels like a bull market every day.

You’re not truly minmaxing your revenue wife if you don’t rent oout both ends at the same time.

Now, you might think that’s the limit of bodily revenue streams, but lemme ask you this: Do you have a butthole? Is that butthole earning you a passive income right now?

It is, as it happens.

Laughing isn’t profit-making

And to think he’s the same guy who was losing all the dad joke don’t laugh challenges for laughing at his own jokes.