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How many hands long do they get?

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  • B berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world

    Called football everywhere except north America where you use the term football for the game you play with your hands…

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    takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Well, at least it fits the theme with the ass backwards imperial system.

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      The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

      Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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      • B berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world

        The imperial system and the US customary system are different for volume and weight

        Also, the metric system is french.

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        BeeegScaaawyCripple
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        FRENCH‽
        first i was for it, now i'm against it

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        • B berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world

          Called football everywhere except north America where you use the term football for the game you play with your hands…

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          BeeegScaaawyCripple
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          i just want to call soccer “footie”. i still prefer sepak takraw though.

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          • I impound4017@sh.itjust.works

            If I might make an argument for the imperial system? I’ll acknowledge that it is bad, particularly from a scientific perspective, but one advantage that imperial has over metric is its use case for human related issues. Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters (this ignores decimeters, but I’ve literally never seen anyone use decimeters in my entire life). Another good example is temperature. Celsius is more objective, but when dealing with the standard sorts of temperatures humans are generally concerned with, Fahrenheit gives you more granularity within that range.

            All that is to say: If I’m at work and someone uses imperial for an official measurement, I’m putting my fist through the drywall, but from a day to day perspective, I actually prefer imperial.

            Also, the mile is fucking indefensible. I’ll happily leave all 5280 of its feet out to rot.

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            Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters…

            … only if it’s what you’re used to.

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            • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

              The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

              Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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              Wörk
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              Don’t forget to give your weight in stones and a horses height in hands…

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              • deckname@discuss.tchncs.deD deckname@discuss.tchncs.de

                Are there any? E.g. here in Germany we use kcal instead of kJ for food energy density. Also horsepower is used instead of W for engines. But for the most part we use only metric.

                I’m wondering if there are countries where they completely conform to the metric system.

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                ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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                At least when you use calories and kilocalories you don’t have to multiply by 12 or 3 or 5820 when you want to compare a big and a small number.

                Of all the terrible non-metric things Americans use the Fahrenheit is the most defensible. It’s just idiotic when the rest of the world uses metric.

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                  ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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                  One problem metric solved was that each country had their own value for inch, mile, pound etcetera. This is partially fixed by everyone but the US going to metric. But I highly encourage everyone to ask “Okay, but is that a Swedish mile, nautical mile, Roman mile, or Chinese mile?” whenever miles comes up with Americans. Similar for inches, feet, and so on.

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                  • B berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world

                    The imperial system and the US customary system are different for volume and weight

                    Also, the metric system is french.

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                    bastingchemina@slrpnk.net
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                    Yes, it was implemented during the French revolution.

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                    • N nialv7@lemmy.world

                      And legally America does use the metric system…

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                      bastingchemina@slrpnk.net
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                      Yes, since the 60’ in the US the measurements are based on the metric system.

                      In 1959 the inch was redefined to be exactly 25.4mm.

                      So the US and any other country using the imperial system is just using metric but which weird conversion just to make things harder.

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                      • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                        FRENCH‽
                        first i was for it, now i'm against it

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                        robocall@lemmy.world
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                        Fer it

                        Again it

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                          Don’t forget to give your weight in stones and a horses height in hands…

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                          knowone
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                          And the size of your land in acres/hectares. And a lot of ingredients in cups (which has never been a set amount in the UK since its beginning). And distance sometimes in yards

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                            robocall@lemmy.world
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                            Yeah, most deer are taller than bicycles

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                            • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                              The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

                              Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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                              robocall@lemmy.world
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                              I guess the silver lining for the British is they have more familiarity with both types of measurements than the purests.

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                              • M marcos@lemmy.world

                                That second phrase can be useful information…

                                How many double-sized hamburgers is it? 600?

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                                robocall@lemmy.world
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                                Do the hamburgers include lettuce, tomato, onion, or any condiments?

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                                • D dragontypewyvern@midwest.social

                                  This is useful information that tells you how many hamberders a deer corpse can make

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                                  Minus the bones and skin

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                                  • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                    The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

                                    Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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                                    jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk
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                                    We even measure the same thing using different standards. The three tyre measurements are taken in mm, mm, and inches.

                                    I put it down to us being smarter than everyone else.

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                                      blackmist@feddit.uk
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                                      American recipes are the worst. Two fingers of milk, a cup of sugar, one box of pre-packed cake mix, a glass of corn syrup…

                                      They’re allergic to actual measurements.

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                                      • J Javi

                                        Soccer was only ever a nickname tbf, It stood for a(socc)iation football.

                                        I guess an equivalent would be like calling your police the bobby force.

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                                        And was mostly used by public schoolboys who called rugby “rugger”.

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                                        • robocall@lemmy.worldR robocall@lemmy.world

                                          Fer it

                                          Again it

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                                          its hagrid

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