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  • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

    Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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    Wörk
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    Don’t forget to give your weight in stones and a horses height in hands…

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    • deckname@discuss.tchncs.deD deckname@discuss.tchncs.de

      Are there any? E.g. here in Germany we use kcal instead of kJ for food energy density. Also horsepower is used instead of W for engines. But for the most part we use only metric.

      I’m wondering if there are countries where they completely conform to the metric system.

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      ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      At least when you use calories and kilocalories you don’t have to multiply by 12 or 3 or 5820 when you want to compare a big and a small number.

      Of all the terrible non-metric things Americans use the Fahrenheit is the most defensible. It’s just idiotic when the rest of the world uses metric.

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        ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        One problem metric solved was that each country had their own value for inch, mile, pound etcetera. This is partially fixed by everyone but the US going to metric. But I highly encourage everyone to ask “Okay, but is that a Swedish mile, nautical mile, Roman mile, or Chinese mile?” whenever miles comes up with Americans. Similar for inches, feet, and so on.

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        • B berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world

          The imperial system and the US customary system are different for volume and weight

          Also, the metric system is french.

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          bastingchemina@slrpnk.net
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          Yes, it was implemented during the French revolution.

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          • N nialv7@lemmy.world

            And legally America does use the metric system…

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            bastingchemina@slrpnk.net
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            Yes, since the 60’ in the US the measurements are based on the metric system.

            In 1959 the inch was redefined to be exactly 25.4mm.

            So the US and any other country using the imperial system is just using metric but which weird conversion just to make things harder.

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            • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

              FRENCH‽
              first i was for it, now i'm against it

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              robocall@lemmy.world
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              Fer it

              Again it

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                Don’t forget to give your weight in stones and a horses height in hands…

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                knowone
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                And the size of your land in acres/hectares. And a lot of ingredients in cups (which has never been a set amount in the UK since its beginning). And distance sometimes in yards

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                  robocall@lemmy.world
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                  Yeah, most deer are taller than bicycles

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                  • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                    The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

                    Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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                    robocall@lemmy.world
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                    I guess the silver lining for the British is they have more familiarity with both types of measurements than the purests.

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                    • M marcos@lemmy.world

                      That second phrase can be useful information…

                      How many double-sized hamburgers is it? 600?

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                      robocall@lemmy.world
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                      Do the hamburgers include lettuce, tomato, onion, or any condiments?

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                      • D dragontypewyvern@midwest.social

                        This is useful information that tells you how many hamberders a deer corpse can make

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                        robocall@lemmy.world
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                        Minus the bones and skin

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                        • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                          The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

                          Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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                          jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk
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                          We even measure the same thing using different standards. The three tyre measurements are taken in mm, mm, and inches.

                          I put it down to us being smarter than everyone else.

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                            blackmist@feddit.uk
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                            American recipes are the worst. Two fingers of milk, a cup of sugar, one box of pre-packed cake mix, a glass of corn syrup…

                            They’re allergic to actual measurements.

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                            • J Javi

                              Soccer was only ever a nickname tbf, It stood for a(socc)iation football.

                              I guess an equivalent would be like calling your police the bobby force.

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                              blackmist@feddit.uk
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                              And was mostly used by public schoolboys who called rugby “rugger”.

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                              • robocall@lemmy.worldR robocall@lemmy.world

                                Fer it

                                Again it

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                                tetris11@feddit.uk
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                                its hagrid

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                                • robocall@lemmy.worldR robocall@lemmy.world

                                  Yeah, most deer are taller than bicycles

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                                  blackmist@feddit.uk
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                                  Unless it’s a muntjac deer. Then it’s more like 0.4 bicycles.

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                                  • D dellish@lemmy.world

                                    One Imperial deer is 1.74832 bicycles. If you’re going to use a retarded system, you must also use retarded significant figures.

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                                    bluewing@lemmy.world
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                                    It’s 1 3/4 bicycles. Not the weird ass decriminalized number you seem to think it is. We do fractions in daily life not decimals.

                                    I saw a yearling buck eating grass along the driveway yesterday afternoon that had only one antler. I wondered if he was 1/2 a buck or a .50 buck since he had just the one spindly fork horn antler. Will all the does think he’s ugly and not breed with him? Will the other bucks laugh at him and refuse his challenges? He will probably end up in someone’s freezer later this fall anyway, so perhaps my story doesn’t really matter.

                                    But the story isn’t about changing anyone’s views on what is the “best” measuring system to use. It’s about the foolishness of it all. G20/G21 the machines no longer care, why do you?

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                                    • blackmist@feddit.ukB blackmist@feddit.uk

                                      American recipes are the worst. Two fingers of milk, a cup of sugar, one box of pre-packed cake mix, a glass of corn syrup…

                                      They’re allergic to actual measurements.

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                                      ourkaos@lemmy.today
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                                      Sugar, cake mix, and corn syrup!? Better add a pinch of salt (to taste) to balance out all that sweetness!

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                                        hikingvet@lemmy.ca
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                                        French created the metric system.

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                                        • B bluewing@lemmy.world

                                          It’s 1 3/4 bicycles. Not the weird ass decriminalized number you seem to think it is. We do fractions in daily life not decimals.

                                          I saw a yearling buck eating grass along the driveway yesterday afternoon that had only one antler. I wondered if he was 1/2 a buck or a .50 buck since he had just the one spindly fork horn antler. Will all the does think he’s ugly and not breed with him? Will the other bucks laugh at him and refuse his challenges? He will probably end up in someone’s freezer later this fall anyway, so perhaps my story doesn’t really matter.

                                          But the story isn’t about changing anyone’s views on what is the “best” measuring system to use. It’s about the foolishness of it all. G20/G21 the machines no longer care, why do you?

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                                          dellish@lemmy.world
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                                          Did Donald Trump just reply to me? That rambling story intertwining word salad, along with the misreading of DECIMALIZED has me convinced.

                                          Although I’m enjoying the thought of decriminalized numbers now.

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