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How many hands long do they get?

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    robocall@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, most deer are taller than bicycles

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    • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

      The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

      Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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      robocall@lemmy.world
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      I guess the silver lining for the British is they have more familiarity with both types of measurements than the purests.

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      • M marcos@lemmy.world

        That second phrase can be useful information…

        How many double-sized hamburgers is it? 600?

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        robocall@lemmy.world
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        Do the hamburgers include lettuce, tomato, onion, or any condiments?

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        • D dragontypewyvern@midwest.social

          This is useful information that tells you how many hamberders a deer corpse can make

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          robocall@lemmy.world
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          Minus the bones and skin

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          • infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comI infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com

            The British have a stupid mix of Imperial and metric. We usually measure distance in meters/centimeters but feet and inches are still used fairly regularly especially if you’re measuring the height of a person. Large distances are usually measured in miles unless you’re going for a run in which case you probably use km. Then you go for a drive and measure your speed in miles per hour, and your fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. Except you now need to fill up so you go to the petrol station where the prices are listed in pence per litre. Most other liquids are also measured in litres unless you’re buying milk or beer.

            Then if you’re weighing things you probably use metric, unless you’re weighing a person or you’re an old person cooking. Temperature is also measured in celcius unless you’re old.

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            jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk
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            We even measure the same thing using different standards. The three tyre measurements are taken in mm, mm, and inches.

            I put it down to us being smarter than everyone else.

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              blackmist@feddit.uk
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              American recipes are the worst. Two fingers of milk, a cup of sugar, one box of pre-packed cake mix, a glass of corn syrup…

              They’re allergic to actual measurements.

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              • J Javi

                Soccer was only ever a nickname tbf, It stood for a(socc)iation football.

                I guess an equivalent would be like calling your police the bobby force.

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                blackmist@feddit.uk
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                And was mostly used by public schoolboys who called rugby “rugger”.

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                • robocall@lemmy.worldR robocall@lemmy.world

                  Fer it

                  Again it

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                  its hagrid

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                  • robocall@lemmy.worldR robocall@lemmy.world

                    Yeah, most deer are taller than bicycles

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                    blackmist@feddit.uk
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                    Unless it’s a muntjac deer. Then it’s more like 0.4 bicycles.

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                    • D dellish@lemmy.world

                      One Imperial deer is 1.74832 bicycles. If you’re going to use a retarded system, you must also use retarded significant figures.

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                      bluewing@lemmy.world
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                      It’s 1 3/4 bicycles. Not the weird ass decriminalized number you seem to think it is. We do fractions in daily life not decimals.

                      I saw a yearling buck eating grass along the driveway yesterday afternoon that had only one antler. I wondered if he was 1/2 a buck or a .50 buck since he had just the one spindly fork horn antler. Will all the does think he’s ugly and not breed with him? Will the other bucks laugh at him and refuse his challenges? He will probably end up in someone’s freezer later this fall anyway, so perhaps my story doesn’t really matter.

                      But the story isn’t about changing anyone’s views on what is the “best” measuring system to use. It’s about the foolishness of it all. G20/G21 the machines no longer care, why do you?

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                      • blackmist@feddit.ukB blackmist@feddit.uk

                        American recipes are the worst. Two fingers of milk, a cup of sugar, one box of pre-packed cake mix, a glass of corn syrup…

                        They’re allergic to actual measurements.

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                        ourkaos@lemmy.today
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                        Sugar, cake mix, and corn syrup!? Better add a pinch of salt (to taste) to balance out all that sweetness!

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                          hikingvet@lemmy.ca
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                          French created the metric system.

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                          • B bluewing@lemmy.world

                            It’s 1 3/4 bicycles. Not the weird ass decriminalized number you seem to think it is. We do fractions in daily life not decimals.

                            I saw a yearling buck eating grass along the driveway yesterday afternoon that had only one antler. I wondered if he was 1/2 a buck or a .50 buck since he had just the one spindly fork horn antler. Will all the does think he’s ugly and not breed with him? Will the other bucks laugh at him and refuse his challenges? He will probably end up in someone’s freezer later this fall anyway, so perhaps my story doesn’t really matter.

                            But the story isn’t about changing anyone’s views on what is the “best” measuring system to use. It’s about the foolishness of it all. G20/G21 the machines no longer care, why do you?

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                            dellish@lemmy.world
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                            Did Donald Trump just reply to me? That rambling story intertwining word salad, along with the misreading of DECIMALIZED has me convinced.

                            Although I’m enjoying the thought of decriminalized numbers now.

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                            • K knowone

                              And the size of your land in acres/hectares. And a lot of ingredients in cups (which has never been a set amount in the UK since its beginning). And distance sometimes in yards

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                              ourkaos@lemmy.today
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                              Don’t forget that distance is somehow different on water, though.

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                              • B bastingchemina@slrpnk.net

                                Yes, since the 60’ in the US the measurements are based on the metric system.

                                In 1959 the inch was redefined to be exactly 25.4mm.

                                So the US and any other country using the imperial system is just using metric but which weird conversion just to make things harder.

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                                tetsuo@jlai.lu
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                                I think it technically suggest the use of the metric system but doesn’t mandate its use. And so practically speaking its not used much outside of science fields.

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                                • T takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                  Well, at least it fits the theme with the ass backwards imperial system.

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                                  tetsuo@jlai.lu
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                                  In the same theme I think they can now add the Gulf of America…

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                                  • H hikingvet@lemmy.ca

                                    French created the metric system.

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                                    xistera@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                    But isn’t it very British to take everyone else’s shit and claim it as their own?

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                                    • B berengaria_of_navarre@lemmy.world

                                      Called football everywhere except north America where you use the term football for the game you play with your hands…

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                                      Also called soccer in Australia, South Africa, Japan, and a couple other places

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                                      • I impound4017@sh.itjust.works

                                        If I might make an argument for the imperial system? I’ll acknowledge that it is bad, particularly from a scientific perspective, but one advantage that imperial has over metric is its use case for human related issues. Most of the stuff you interact with daily is much more easily measured in feet and inches vs meters and centimeters (this ignores decimeters, but I’ve literally never seen anyone use decimeters in my entire life). Another good example is temperature. Celsius is more objective, but when dealing with the standard sorts of temperatures humans are generally concerned with, Fahrenheit gives you more granularity within that range.

                                        All that is to say: If I’m at work and someone uses imperial for an official measurement, I’m putting my fist through the drywall, but from a day to day perspective, I actually prefer imperial.

                                        Also, the mile is fucking indefensible. I’ll happily leave all 5280 of its feet out to rot.

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                                        It is not best for “human related” issues at all, imperial is pretty bad for those as well, but because you have grown up with it it seems so to you.

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                                        • X xistera@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                          But isn’t it very British to take everyone else’s shit and claim it as their own?

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                                          hikingvet@lemmy.ca
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                                          But they don’t do that with the metric system.

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