Ever seen a drunk pig?
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Can confirm. My pet pig had gotten into the cabinets, TWICE, and downed a 12-pack of Keystone Light. Had to put the toddler locks back on. Weirdly, he seemed just a little sleepy. This fat boy was hitting the moonshine!
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Can confirm. My pet pig had gotten into the cabinets, TWICE, and downed a 12-pack of Keystone Light. Had to put the toddler locks back on. Weirdly, he seemed just a little sleepy. This fat boy was hitting the moonshine!
“Yeah I was married once” - the boomer humor inside me
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“Yeah I was married once” - the boomer humor inside me
Russian farmer walks into the kitchen with a pig under his arm.
“Look at this pig I must fuck!”
Babushka: “Filthy peasant! Fucking animals!”
“Was talking to pig.”
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Can confirm. My pet pig had gotten into the cabinets, TWICE, and downed a 12-pack of Keystone Light. Had to put the toddler locks back on. Weirdly, he seemed just a little sleepy. This fat boy was hitting the moonshine!
Of course, I own a mirror.
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Can confirm. My pet pig had gotten into the cabinets, TWICE, and downed a 12-pack of Keystone Light. Had to put the toddler locks back on. Weirdly, he seemed just a little sleepy. This fat boy was hitting the moonshine!
Every time we visit the in laws
